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Booko

Booko

Deviled Hen
Every time a news story about porn comes on, the family blurts out simultaneously one of the following:

(bad Spanish accent) "It is one of Lope de Vegas latest plays"

or

"Toledo Tit Parade?"

Oh...I should go back to the thread about mild expletives, for the other one is "Bum Biters!"
 
Aqualung

Aqualung

Tasty
Wandered Off said:
I think Booko is right. He had one but he mentioned that he was thinking about building a second one, which is when he earned the nickname.

The Argument Clinic is definitely up there.
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I'm going to watch the sketch (because I have it). Then we'll see.


Dialogue:

Do you in fact have two sheds?

No, no I have only one shed, I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another one, and since then smoe people have called me two sheds.



So, yeah, one it is.
 
MysticSang'ha

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Booko said:
L'Eminence Gris, naturalment! (i.e. Cardinal Richelieu)

What was the inspector's name?
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Inspector Dim. BTW, I love the line with the late Arthur Aldridge, "Mr. Aldridge, are you considering the question, or are you just dead? (opens the coffin to look inside) No further questions, m'lud."

What was the German's feeble attempt at retaliation?
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"My dogs got no nose!"

How does it smell?

"Awful."

:angel2:

One.
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This is correct. As WO had intimated, Arthur ' 2 sheds' Jackson owns one shed, but was thinking about getting another at one point.

YouTube - Monty Pyton's Flying Circus - Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson





Peace,
Mystic
 
MysticSang'ha

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Aqualung said:
I'm going to watch the sketch (because I have it). Then we'll see.


Dialogue:

Do you in fact have two sheds?

No, no I have only one shed, I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another one, and since then smoe people have called me two sheds.



So, yeah, one it is.
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Well there is a moment when he is questioned that if he decides to rid himself of his one shed, he'd be known then as Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. LOL




Peace,
Mystic
 
MysticSang'ha

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
OK, some more:

What breed was the parrot in the "Dead Parrot Sketch?"

Complete this phrase, "Drop your panties, Sir William. I can not wait 'til lunch time. Come back to my place,..........."

In the "Fresh Fruit" sketch, what are the varying ways to defend yourself against someone armed with fresh fruit?

What kind of cheese does Mr. Wensleydale's Cheese Shop offer to customers?

And finally, Coventry City last won the F.A. Cup in what year?




Peace,
Mystic
 
Booko

Booko

Deviled Hen
MysticSang'ha said:
OK, some more:

What breed was the parrot in the "Dead Parrot Sketch?"
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Norwegian Blue.

Complete this phrase, "Drop your panties, Sir William. I can not wait 'til lunch time. Come back to my place,..........."
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we go bouncy bouncy! :jiggy:

In the "Fresh Fruit" sketch, what are the varying ways to defend yourself against someone armed with fresh fruit?
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Disarm the fruit-armed attacker and eat the fruit
Shoot him
Have a 16-ton weight drops mysteriously upon the attacker
Release a tiger to counterattack

What kind of cheese does Mr. Wensleydale's Cheese Shop offer to customers?
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Technically, Camembert, though it is excrementally runny, and they actually don't have any of that either.

And finally, Coventry City last won the F.A. Cup in what year?
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Coventry City has, in fact, never won the F.A. Cup.


Questions:

In the Fresh Fruit sketch, what happens to the instructor at the end?

In Cheese Shop, what is the name of the nonexistent cheese requested?

What tree is listed as No. 3?
 
cardero

cardero

Citizen Mod
"Upper Class Twit Of The Year" always made me laugh and I really appreciate the Terry Gilliam animated contributions. There s actually a DVD called "The Best Of Terry Gilliam" which collects these Python cartoons.
 
Booko

Booko

Deviled Hen
cardero said:
"Upper Class Twit Of The Year" always made me laugh and I really appreciate the Terry Gilliam animated contributions. There s actually a DVD called "The Best Of Terry Gilliam" which collects these Python cartoons.
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*makes hasty note of which Python episode to watch tomorrow*

I love Twit of the Year -- it was positively my favorite sporting event!

Poor Eibhlin. She played trombone in the band and they were playing Liberty Bell March and she could hardly make it through a phrase without stopping at the appropriate place where the foot comes down in Gilliam's animated credits. She would just end up making a raspberry into her mouthpiece or playing a pedal tone.
 
cardero

cardero

Citizen Mod
It is very difficult to find females who are entertained by Monty Python. I wouldn't marry a woman who wasn't, I think I even specified that in my vows. Is this true about Monty Python and women or is it just me?
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
In the "Fresh Fruit" sketch, what are the varying ways to defend yourself against someone armed with fresh fruit?
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That one is really very funny. And it comes in handy if I ever meet a threatening banana.

My husband and I have hysterics talking about The Holy Grail- The man hacked to pieces who won't give up, The way they "ride" horses by hitting coconuts together, throwing farm creatures for defense.
 
Booko

Booko

Deviled Hen
cardero said:
It is very difficult to find females who are entertained by Monty Python. I wouldn't marry a woman who wasn't, I think I even specified that in my vows. Is this true about Monty Python and women or is it just me?
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Cardero, I think you just may have bad luck.

Look at the people who are in this thread, for example. :)
 
Aqualung

Aqualung

Tasty
cardero said:
It is very difficult to find females who are entertained by Monty Python. I wouldn't marry a woman who wasn't, I think I even specified that in my vows. Is this true about Monty Python and women or is it just me?
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It's just you. Now, women and the three stooges, that's another story.
 
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