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[Hevenly Heathen]

I told them I wanted a BRONZE tan...

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I wish I was gold like enchanted_one1975

 

[monta]

Natural sunkissed glow my arse, this spray tan looks faker than my ear implants

 

[Quagmire]

Why does this keep happening?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

*in a shrill voice*
HIIIIIIIIDI HOOOOO!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

How the heck did I wind up here???

 

[Hevenly Heathen]

I'm a lean, mean, door-stoppin' machine!

 

[REASON_236]

i really need some tan

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Drink up!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Okay this rock is starting to hurt my butt...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

"Squirrel!"

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I'm what happens when you forget about a jar of pickles in the back of the fridge.

 

[YmirGF]

You try to get me to chase a stick one more time and I am going to rip your throat out.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Are the horns too much?

 

[Draka]

Buzz off.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

"I bet you can't tell I'm not wearing pants."

 

[Troublemane]

It isnt easy being green!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I can't get my nose out of this dang stick!

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Thought these 1750 layers of gold leaf would make me more attractive, but as it turns out, I'm as stiff as a statue.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Has anyone seen my head and neck?