R.I.P. Sunstone

[Sunstone]

My brothers and Sisters,

You too, @Quetzal,

As I write this tears are flowing like a leaking faucet down my cheeks. I can barely control my trembling hands. I am sobbing. Sobbing like a teenage boy on prom night who has just discovered that his date's zipper has been glued shut by her all-too-doting father.

In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it.

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me. I expired within minutes, my last thought on earth being, "Who will advise poor @SalixIncendium on his fashion sense now?"

I feel a need to profoundly apologize to anyone and everyone on the Forum who I might have unjustly offended or harmed while I was alive. And also to the other two people who I didn't unjustly offend or harm, but thought about doing it. Please accept my apologies, all of you.

I have willed all my entire earthly valuables to @Terese, who has been like an insufferably annoying niece to me. She gets all four roles of toilet paper, my collection of antique condoms, and my Chinese-made Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, which I had weaponized to be capable of taking down a reinforced concrete wall.

I apologize to @Debater Slayer for thinking I might get to use it on him someday.

Of my non-valuable possessions, I give all my artwork to @ADigitalArtist. And I apologize to her for the trauma it will surely cause.

Last, to the RF Library I give my copy of the Kama Sutra, the one I made corrections to in the margins. I confess now that I was only guessing.

Oh, and @Deidre, I owe you a special apology. It was I who glued together the pages of your copy of The Joy of Sex on your wedding night.

Your ex-comrade,

Sunstone

 

[Deidre]

I was wondering who did that!! We ended up figuring things out though, but that book would have saved us some time!!!

 

[LuisDantas]

Glad to see that you acknowledge that I was justly offended, @Sunstone

I will take confort in the thought that you will never again suffer your own macaroni.

 

[Woberts]

I've been left out of the will.
I am heartbroken, and this slight will lead me into a deep spiral of drugs and depression, eventually culminating in my overdose in a Vegas motel, most likely on ice cream and romance movies from the 80's.
Also, my condolences.
F

 

[Debater Slayer]

My brothers and Sisters,

You too, @Quetzal,

As I write this tears are flowing like a leaking faucet down my cheeks. I can barely control my trembling hands. I am sobbing. Sobbing like a teenage boy on prom night who has just discovered that his date's zipper has been glued shut by her all-too-doting father.

In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it.

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me. I expired within minutes, my last thought on earth being, "Who will advise poor @SalixIncendium on his fashion sense now?"

I feel a need to profoundly apologize to anyone and everyone on the Forum who I might have unjustly offended or harmed while I was alive. And also to the other two people who I didn't unjustly offend or harm, but thought about doing it. Please accept my apologies, all of you.

I have willed all my entire earthly valuables to @Terese, who has been like an insufferably annoying niece to me. She gets all four roles of toilet paper, my collection of antique condoms, and my Chinese-made Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, which I had weaponized to be capable of taking down a reinforced concrete wall.

I apologize to @Debater Slayer for thinking I might get to use it on him someday.

Of my non-valuable possessions, I give all my artwork to @ADigitalArtist. And I apologize to her for the trauma it will surely cause.

Last, to the RF Library I give my copy of the Kama Sutra, the one I made corrections to in the margins. I confess now that I was only guessing.

Oh, and @Deidre, I owe you a special apology. It was I who glued together the pages of your copy of The Joy of Sex on your wedding night.

Your ex-comrade,

Sunstone

Finally someone posting from the afterlife! I'll send you $20 so that you'll show all of the gods you meet posts about them here and tell me how much they laugh.

Thanks for your services, in this life and the next!

 

[Quetzal]

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me.

Huh, so that is what that tremor was.

 

[Woberts]

Huh, so that is what that tremor was.

Uh oh...…..

 

[Audie]

My brothers and Sisters,

You too, @Quetzal,

As I write this tears are flowing like a leaking faucet down my cheeks. I can barely control my trembling hands. I am sobbing. Sobbing like a teenage boy on prom night who has just discovered that his date's zipper has been glued shut by her all-too-doting father.

In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it.

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me. I expired within minutes, my last thought on earth being, "Who will advise poor @SalixIncendium on his fashion sense now?"

I feel a need to profoundly apologize to anyone and everyone on the Forum who I might have unjustly offended or harmed while I was alive. And also to the other two people who I didn't unjustly offend or harm, but thought about doing it. Please accept my apologies, all of you.

I have willed all my entire earthly valuables to @Terese, who has been like an insufferably annoying niece to me. She gets all four roles of toilet paper, my collection of antique condoms, and my Chinese-made Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, which I had weaponized to be capable of taking down a reinforced concrete wall.

I apologize to @Debater Slayer for thinking I might get to use it on him someday.

Of my non-valuable possessions, I give all my artwork to @ADigitalArtist. And I apologize to her for the trauma it will surely cause.

Last, to the RF Library I give my copy of the Kama Sutra, the one I made corrections to in the margins. I confess now that I was only guessing.

Oh, and @Deidre, I owe you a special apology. It was I who glued together the pages of your copy of The Joy of Sex on your wedding night.

Your ex-comrade,

Sunstone

Some cowboy you would have been!
Even I, possibly the world's least likely
cowgirl know what to do in such cases!

See, I was visiting a friend's family ranch in
Wyoming and her dad had a sick cow.
"Grass tetany" he called it.

You could see the poor thing was bloated
and suffering. So, he took out his pocketknife,
and stuck the cow! Twisted the blade and
there was this whoosh of the worst smell,
and, well, pretty soon the cow was on its feet
and no worse for wear!

Just sayin'.

But we are all better off this way, so
it saul goodman.

 

[Quetzal]

Uh oh...…..

I love me some Kevin Bacon! (No, @Revoltingest, not bacon-bacon, the person!)

 

[Wu Wei]

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

As for Sunstone, who I am sure is somehow associated with Kevin Bacon...R.I.P.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You forgot that on your dying breath you are to commence the fight between @Terese and @Rival so we see who gets your chat color.

 

[atanu]

My brothers and Sisters,

You too, @Quetzal,

As I write this tears are flowing like a leaking faucet down my cheeks. I can barely control my trembling hands. I am sobbing. Sobbing like a teenage boy on prom night who has just discovered that his date's zipper has been glued shut by her all-too-doting father.

In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it.

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me. I expired within minutes, my last thought on earth being, "Who will advise poor @SalixIncendium on his fashion sense now?"

I feel a need to profoundly apologize to anyone and everyone on the Forum who I might have unjustly offended or harmed while I was alive. And also to the other two people who I didn't unjustly offend or harm, but thought about doing it. Please accept my apologies, all of you.

I have willed all my entire earthly valuables to @Terese, who has been like an insufferably annoying niece to me. She gets all four roles of toilet paper, my collection of antique condoms, and my Chinese-made Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, which I had weaponized to be capable of taking down a reinforced concrete wall.

I apologize to @Debater Slayer for thinking I might get to use it on him someday.

Of my non-valuable possessions, I give all my artwork to @ADigitalArtist. And I apologize to her for the trauma it will surely cause.

Last, to the RF Library I give my copy of the Kama Sutra, the one I made corrections to in the margins. I confess now that I was only guessing.

Oh, and @Deidre, I owe you a special apology. It was I who glued together the pages of your copy of The Joy of Sex on your wedding night.

Your ex-comrade,

Sunstone

Many died of lethal gasses. They unnecessarily blame the Russians. Also the medical report says that Sunstone passed away asphyxiated in his gas and not by burying.

 

[sun rise]

There is real theology in "RIP". Who is to say that resting is what happens? And why do some thing that peace is inevitable. I think @Sunstone is doing a past life review with everything being relived. So where's the rest is that? And why do we think that peace is part of that instead of Sturm und Drang.

 

[Terese]

Your collection of antique condoms won't go to waste @Sunstone As well as your vibrator, which shall smite my enemies in your name

 

[atanu]

There is a soul attached to the vibrator. No need for me to spell out whose.

 

[David T]

My brothers and Sisters,

You too, @Quetzal,

As I write this tears are flowing like a leaking faucet down my cheeks. I can barely control my trembling hands. I am sobbing. Sobbing like a teenage boy on prom night who has just discovered that his date's zipper has been glued shut by her all-too-doting father.

In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it.

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me. I expired within minutes, my last thought on earth being, "Who will advise poor @SalixIncendium on his fashion sense now?"

I feel a need to profoundly apologize to anyone and everyone on the Forum who I might have unjustly offended or harmed while I was alive. And also to the other two people who I didn't unjustly offend or harm, but thought about doing it. Please accept my apologies, all of you.

I have willed all my entire earthly valuables to @Terese, who has been like an insufferably annoying niece to me. She gets all four roles of toilet paper, my collection of antique condoms, and my Chinese-made Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, which I had weaponized to be capable of taking down a reinforced concrete wall.

I apologize to @Debater Slayer for thinking I might get to use it on him someday.

Of my non-valuable possessions, I give all my artwork to @ADigitalArtist. And I apologize to her for the trauma it will surely cause.

Last, to the RF Library I give my copy of the Kama Sutra, the one I made corrections to in the margins. I confess now that I was only guessing.

Oh, and @Deidre, I owe you a special apology. It was I who glued together the pages of your copy of The Joy of Sex on your wedding night.

Your ex-comrade,

Sunstone

"In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it"

I thought you were going to talk about having sex....instead it was mans second weakness that gotcha.

 

[Shad]

My brothers and Sisters,

You too, @Quetzal,

As I write this tears are flowing like a leaking faucet down my cheeks. I can barely control my trembling hands. I am sobbing. Sobbing like a teenage boy on prom night who has just discovered that his date's zipper has been glued shut by her all-too-doting father.

In short, I am writing to you from the Afterlife. Last night, I did something so foolish, so stupid, that I still can't explain what possessed me to do it.

I helped myself to a second serving of my deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Within the hour, the intestinal gasses had built up to the point there was no way they could be passed without an explosion of sufficient force and magnitude to bring my cottage down upon me. I expired within minutes, my last thought on earth being, "Who will advise poor @SalixIncendium on his fashion sense now?"

I feel a need to profoundly apologize to anyone and everyone on the Forum who I might have unjustly offended or harmed while I was alive. And also to the other two people who I didn't unjustly offend or harm, but thought about doing it. Please accept my apologies, all of you.

I have willed all my entire earthly valuables to @Terese, who has been like an insufferably annoying niece to me. She gets all four roles of toilet paper, my collection of antique condoms, and my Chinese-made Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, which I had weaponized to be capable of taking down a reinforced concrete wall.

I apologize to @Debater Slayer for thinking I might get to use it on him someday.

Of my non-valuable possessions, I give all my artwork to @ADigitalArtist. And I apologize to her for the trauma it will surely cause.

Last, to the RF Library I give my copy of the Kama Sutra, the one I made corrections to in the margins. I confess now that I was only guessing.

Oh, and @Deidre, I owe you a special apology. It was I who glued together the pages of your copy of The Joy of Sex on your wedding night.

Your ex-comrade,

Sunstone

My only question is.... Did you do the pepto bismol dance?

 

[SalixIncendium]

What would possess anyone to fry macaroni and cheese? Atherosclerosis anyone?

And there is nothing wrong with wearing plaid knickers, floral socks, a silk shirt, a paisley cravat, and a top hat to a funeral!!!

 

[Sunstone]

And there is nothing wrong with wearing plaid knickers, floral socks, a silk shirt, a paisley cravat, and a top hat to a funeral!!!

You wear that to my funeral, and I will haunt you, @SalixIncendium! I will haunt you like a banshee!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You wear that to my funeral, and I will haunt you, @SalixIncendium! I will haunt you like a banshee!

Well, at least he'll be looking normal. You get dark elf me at your funeral.