Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[PoetPhilosopher]

@PoetPhilosopher is a new ID. They used to be 'PomPomPaperhanger'..

@Stonetree is probably going to end up roommates some day with @John53

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest wears falsies.....

I prefer to call them "prosthetics".
(Then Medicare pays for them.)

 

[Stonetree]

@Stonetree is probably going to end up roommates some day with @John53

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[ChristineM]

@ChristineM stole my Crocs!
(She envies my fashion sense.)

@Revoltingest is delusional.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest is delusional.

At least I don't bathe in heavy cream sauce.

 

[ChristineM]

At least I don't bathe in heavy cream sauce.

True, you don't bathe!

A rub down with axle grease and iron filings does not count as bathing

 

[Revoltingest]

True, you don't bathe!

A rub down with axle grease and iron filings does not count as bathing

You live in a world of such limited definitions.
BTW, it's sawdust, not iron filings.

 

[ChristineM]

You live in a world of such limited definitions.
BTW, it's sawdust, not iron filings.

Figures, cheapskate

 

[Revoltingest]

Figures, cheapskate

Unlike you, I never grew up in the lap of luxury.
Sawdust was cheaper than your fancy iron filings.

 

[ChristineM]

Unlike you, I never grew up in the lap of luxury.
Sawdust was cheaper than your fancy iron filings.

Ever tried mucking out cow sheds at 6am. Cow muck is cheaper still. But you won't do that, too much like work

 

[Revoltingest]

Ever tried mucking out cow sheds at 6am. Cow muck is cheaper still. But you won't do that, too much like work

You had cows and sheds?
We had only rats, & no home for them.

 

[ChristineM]

You had cows and sheds?
We had only rats, & no home for them.

@Revoltingest drank rats milk

 

[John53]

@Stonetree is probably going to end up roommates some day with @John53

Your poetic way of describing firewood?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

@ChristineM stole my Crocs!
(She envies my fashion sense.)

Slight tangent but...Crocs are MAJOR fashion items with young basketball players in Australia. They wear them to games, then change into their basketball boots.

Decorate them with all sorts of little widgets and pom poms and stuff.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest drank rats milk

We were too poor to drink it.
Had to sell it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Slight tangent but...Crocs are MAJOR fashion items with young basketball players in Australia. They wear them to games, then change into their basketball boots.

Decorate them with all sorts of little widgets and pom poms and stuff.

I buy the ugliest ones available.
Why?
Cuz they're the ones marked in price down the most.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

@Revoltingest drank rats milk

Yeah, but @ChristineM milked the rats...

 

[John53]

I buy the ugliest ones available.
Why?
Cuz they're the ones marked in price down the most. I'm ugly.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Stonetree]

Fixed it for you.

You couldn't fix a bird's nest......

 

[ChristineM]

We were too poor to drink it.
Had to sell it.

You earned money?