Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Little Dragon]

I flew with that airline once. Instead of a safety presentation the stewardesses tried to sell us Lumi deodorant. At Dragon prices.

Trust me, you will need the anti perspirant properties of deodorant, during landing.
Safety presentation? What is point? If engine fail, we all dead, easy!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

That should be "more involved than we".
The verb "are" is implied to follow "we".
No one would say "us are".

Us are.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Trust me, you will need the anti perspirant properties of deodorant, during landing.
Safety presentation? What is point? If engine fail, we all dead, easy!

Oh I see: we smell nice while we burn up, and it comforts me to know that my corpse will not offend any noses. What a good airline!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest seems to be sleeping in late today. (He was probably up late correcting my grammar.)

 

[Wu Wei]

@PoetPhilosopher Doesn't know the difference between Jung and Schopenhauer and thinks allegory is a large reptile swimming in the lakes and steams of Florida.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@PoetPhilosopher Doesn't know the difference between Jung and Schopenhauer and thinks allegory is a large reptile swimming in the lakes and steams of Florida.

@Wu Wei secretly likes @Revoltingest , @sun rise , and @Stonetree , and thinks about them all on a regular basis.

 

[Wu Wei]

@PoetPhilosopher thinks an elegy is someone who works in a church, a couplet is when to people are together, free verse is something you can get from the bookstore for free, and stanza is that guy named Tony who was in Who's the Boss

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@PoetPhilosopher thinks an elegy is someone who works in a church, a couplet is when to people are together, free verse is something you can get from the bookstore for free, and stanza is that guy named Tony who was in Who's the Boss

@Wu Wei tries to act dominant on here because it's a break and change of pace from being bossed around by his wife.

 

[Little Dragon]

Oh I see: we smell nice while we burn up, and it comforts me to know that my corpse will not offend any noses. What a good airline!

That sounds like something our competitors would spread around, like the meme that the only good thing about Dragon Air is that it is cheaper and quicker than Dignitas. Highly offensive, and our lawyers at Dragon Dragon and Dragon, were quick to sue, for damages. The lawsuit was a great success! *

*For our competitors

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Wu Wei claims he has a wife, but his descriptions of her are impossible. If he is to be believed she is green, five hundred feet tall and has fought King Kong; but what I really cannot believe is he also says she is Chinese.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei tries to act dominant on here because it's a break and change of pace from being bossed around by his wife.

So....you know what Chinese wives are like.......

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei claims he has a wife, but his descriptions of her are impossible. If he is to be believed she is green, five hundred feet tall and has fought King Kong; but what I really cannot believe is he also says she is Chinese.

@Brickjectivity has a vivid, albeit rather flawed imagination and needs to turn up the hearing aides

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So....you know what Chinese wives are like.......

I know what having an Asian girlfriend is like, but it still doesn't change the fact you may be using the forum as an outlet for things you can tell us, but can't possibly say to your wife.

 

[Wu Wei]

I know what having an Asian girlfriend is like, but it still doesn't change the fact you may be using the forum as an outlet for things you can tell us, but can't possibly say to your wife.

you're just trying to cover up for the fact that you think to married people are a couplet

 

[Wu Wei]

And would someone please tell the self professed poet.... @PoetPhilosopher that trope and troop are not the same thing

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

And would someone please tell the self professed poet.... @PoetPhilosopher that trope and troop are not the same thing

Says the one who doesn't believe in Midwestern hardware stores.

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Brickjectivity has a vivid, albeit rather flawed imagination and needs to turn up the hearing aides

What a concussed thing for @Wu Wei to say. Has he been pressing the juice out of his head?

 

[Wu Wei]

@Revoltingest doesn't know the difference between a Wentworth bolt and a Wellington sandwich

 

[Wu Wei]

@Brickjectivity knows absolutely nothing about masonry and could tell you if it was cinder block or a brick

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you talk about our 1st Paratrooper division like that? They're digital camouflage peashooters. Pink...honestly.

Tough talk is our biggest weapon.