Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest bedazzles is kilt and wears a sequin covered sporran

And I look FABULOUS!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville doesn't understand ancient language.

That's not an insult. That's praise.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I am @Stevicus

I misread that as Spartacus.

 

[Stevicus]

@Stevicus forgot his shine box.

I don't need a box to shine. I shine like the sun.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I don't need a box to shine. I shine like the sun.

Are you Sirius?

 

[Stevicus]

Are you Sirius?

I am Stevicus!

 

[Stevicus]

@Dan From Smithville failed to show his stinking badge.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville failed to show his stinking badge.

Badgers? I don't need no stinking badgers.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't need a box to shine. I shine like the sun.

You beam with pride at your father's
having called you "Sonny", which
you heard as "Sunny".

 

[Brickjectivity]

Badgers? I don't need no stinking badgers.

Yeah those stinking badgers! What's a badger? What' a badger? What's a badger? C'mon and tell me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Does this remind anyone of a certain 1500# poster here?

Bugbear - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Stevicus]

You beam with pride at your father's
having called you "Sonny", which
you heard as "Sunny".

He only called me "Sonny" when we were near a toll booth, but I never could understand why.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Stevicus took the gun, but left the cannoli.

 

[Revoltingest]

@It Aint Necessarily So fancies himself one of the
most original inventers & influencers of our age.
His biggest contribution so far?
He introduced men's ties that were 1/4" narrower
than before. But then, unsatisfied with this achievement,
he made an even bolder move! He re-widened ties by 3/16".

 

[Stevicus]

@Revoltingest slept with the fishes, and woke up smelling like rotting and putrid fish.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Stevicus is so ugly...
He has marks all over his body from
being touched by 11 foot poles.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Revoltingest's wig:

View attachment 84750

Nah, this what he's relegated to. Everything else is too refined, too dignified or too cool.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Wu Wei is one part Russian Ursus Circus and another part Ursus Entitlendsus counting down each and every year, month, day, hour, second and millisecond until he gets to step into the role of Abe Simpson and walk up to me with hand held out saying "gimme gimme gimme!"

 

[Revoltingest]

Nah, this what he's relegated to. Everything else is too refined, too dignified or too cool.

Is this another of your fantasies that I'm
a sexy Mister Clean? If so, I can assure
I'm a sexy as a fermented haggis.
Well....likely even less so.

 

[Stevicus]

@Revoltingest's breath is so bad that he once visited the Hundred Acre Wood and turned it into the Bog of Eternal Stench.