Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

Just eat the sushi on a cold day. Less mercury.

Then the mercury gets crunchy.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Revoltingest gives free foot rubs to his tenants.
It's a ploy to touch feet.

Wait a minute. There's foot rubbing? Is it creepy?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Then the mercury gets crunchy.

You can spit out the bits. Coyotes are not the only super geniuses.

 

[Revoltingest]

You can spit out the bits. Coyotes are not the only super geniuses.

 

[John53]

Wait a minute. There's foot rubbing? Is it creepy?

Don't tell @Heyo

 

[Revoltingest]

@John53 collects ear wax from celebrities.
He has all different colors & flavors.
His most coveted is from Walter Brennan.

 

[John53]

@John53 collects ear wax from celebrities.
He has all different colors & flavors.
His most coveted is from Walter Brennan.

Old Rivers was a friend of mine

 

[Stonetree]

@Revoltingest, a polecat, is consanguineous with the weasel.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest, a polecat, is consanguineous with the weasel.

In my family we celebrate diversity.

 

[Stevicus]

@John53's favorite cereal was Quangaroos.

 

[Stonetree]

@John53 was found in the bottom of a box of cereal.....What a disappointment that was.!

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest fluffs his Garfield.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest fluffs his Garfield.

Garfield says I do a much better job than you do.

 

[Wu Wei]

Garfield fluffs his @Revoltingest

 

[John53]

@Subduction Zone is the 3rd ball in a newton's cradle.

 

[Wu Wei]

well...another day of not living up to my potential.....

 

[Revoltingest]

@John53 has a 3rd ball.
When he walks, it's a newton's cradle thing going on.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Wu Wei heard that old Army recruitment slogan,
& took it to heart. Alas, he heard it wrong....
"Pee all that you can pee, in the Aaaarmee!"

 

[Stevicus]

@Wu Wei is looking for the joke with a microscope.

 

[Stonetree]

@Stevicus lost his fire engine playing marbles...