Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

HOW DID YOU KNOW????

Spidersense.
Unlike Peter Parker, my spider bite only conferred
the superpower of insight into people's underwear.
I'd hoped for more, eg, super agility.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm in trouble, I let several flies get in the house this afternoon.... and Mrs Wu is very uncomfortable with insects in the house......

 

[dybmh]

When I haul garbage, I avoid anything collecting flies.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm thinking shotgun..... there were a lot of flies

 

[Brickjectivity]

I hate insulting people, but if I just imagine that I'm insulting a nonhuman then it helps me to get creative. For example if it were a bear then I could just say that it was two doughnuts short of a stale dozen.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think @Brickjectivity is a few bricks short of a load

 

[dybmh]

@Revoltingest secretly contributes to npr

 

[Brickjectivity]

I think @Brickjectivity is a few bricks short of a load

Oh, now that tips my wheelbarrow. You should *not* have said that. I pray to God you're scrumm'd and agile'd to death, both at the same time! I will OS you. I will cloud you.

 

[Revoltingest]

@dybmh has a part time job as Trump's toenail groomer.

 

[Stonetree]

When I haul garbage, I avoid anything collecting flies.

I don't know dybmh because he sinned against the alphabet.......

 

[John53]

@Stonetree is a wickedly incorrigible parasite and a malodorous bug-eyed moving stench of leprosy.

 

[Stonetree]

@Stonetree is a wickedly incorrigible parasite and a malodorous bug-eyed moving stench of leprosy.

Mi amigo.....you still luv me........I hope you trip with those oversized bird feet and break your Dollar store reading glasses...

 

[Wirey]

@Brickjectivity wears acid-wash jeans, but not ironically! I have proof!

 

[Revoltingest]

@Christine's voice is uncannily similar to...

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Wirey 's car keys were stolen by an imaginary best friend he met at a unicorn menagerie collector's club that meets in Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wirey believe Canadian ham...I mean bacon.... is far superior to American bacon

 

[Stonetree]

There are many kinds of baking but @Wu Wei would not know the difference between a donut and a hole in his_____..!

 

[Stonetree]

@Wirey is probably the most toxic threat to the Canadian air quality of this generation.

 

[John53]

@Stonetree creates leaf litter

 

[Revoltingest]

@Shadow Wolf over-waters her lawn.
She does this because of a John Galt
inspired plot to bring Californiastan down.