Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Wu Wei]

Your insult is insufficiently random to qualify for this thread.
You are reported. I've requested your termination.
Your remains will be processed into jerky & bacon.

That's no insult, nor is it random that's a directed threat...you have been reported... have been banned and you will be taken to to the sterile room where they will give you a chemical bath, a shave and a haircut as well as a manicure, stuff you in a clean suit and force you to work the counter at the McDonalds in Paris France

 

[Revoltingest]

That's no insult, nor is it random that's a directed threat...you have been reported... have been banned and you will be taken to to the sterile room where they will give you a chemical bath, a shave and a haircut as well as a manicure, stuff you in a clean suit and force you to work the counter at the McDonalds in Paris France

There, you shall be my assistant.
Now...cook those fries!

 

[Stonetree]

Counseling for members who can afford the charge and have been damaged emotionally in this subforum...

 

[Wu Wei]

Free Counseling for members who can afford the charge and have been damaged emotionally in this subforum...

@Stonetree got his counseling degree from a box of Cracker Jacks

 

[Wu Wei]

There, you shall be my assistant.
Now...cook those fries!

Yeah.... I really can't be trusted with French Fries...... in France.... near a deep fryer.... I am a bear after all

 

[John53]

@Dan From Smithville hums James Blunt songs to a life size cardboard cut out of @lewisnotmiller .

 

[Wirey]

@Wirey has memorized every episode of every Star Trek series.
He even does the voices. He's particularly adept at doing Captain
Janeway....wait...that came out wrong...doing her voice.

How she doin'?

 

[Revoltingest]

How she doin'?

Aging poorly, based upon seeing her in Orange Is The New Black.

 

[Wu Wei]

caging Morley, traced up on being mere Orangutan is shoe lack

 

[Stonetree]

Yeah.... I really can't be trusted with French Fries...... in France.... near a deep fryer.... I am a bear after all

Italian Fryer.......

 

[Wu Wei]

I use to think the worst insult I could use on RF was to call someone @Revoltingest.... now I'm beginning to think calling someone @Stonetree would be a much MUCH worse insult to use

 

[Stonetree]

I use to think the worst insult I could use on RF was to call someone @Revoltingest.... now I'm beginning to think calling someone @Stonetree would be a much MUCH worse insult to use

Much much is too much..... going to remove your bump stock of insults...

 

[Wu Wei]

Much much is too much..... going to remove your bump stock of insults...

stop being such a @Stonetree

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Aging poorly, based upon seeing her in Orange Is The New Black.

Probably something wrong with the transporter buffer.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

To anyone responding to my post, consider yourself randomly insulted in the manner that you are no doubt deserving.

And you, that's just disgusting. Stop that.

 

[John53]

To anyone responding to my post, consider yourself randomly insulted in the manner that you are no doubt deserving.

And you, that's just disgusting. Stop that.

I'm offended!

 

[Stonetree]

@Dan From Smithville is like a hit-wabbit......comes in and when he leaves you find bodies on the floor....

 

[Revoltingest]

Probably something wrong with the transporter buffer.

It was an early model that lacked features
such as wrinkle remover, tummy tucks, &
boob enhancement.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It was an early model that lacked features
such as wrinkle remover, tummy tucks, &
boob enhancement.

Funny, I don't remember Kate Upton ever being on Star Trek.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm offended!

Just be glad you can't read my mind.