Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[John53]

Who's that haulin' on a rubber glove?
It's @Stonetree and he's looking for love!

 

[Revoltingest]

When @ChristineM runs out of snails,
she substitutes cocktail wieners.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sometimes when you're driving down the highway and think you smell a skunk, its not. Its you know who.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Sgt. Pepper listens to Pat Boone when alone.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

@Revoltingest listens to Barry Manilow when alone.

 

[Stevicus]

Late at night, @Brickjectivity dresses up as Napoleon and plays "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" on the kazoo.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Every time @Stevicus hits a deer with his car, he exclaims, "Dinner!"

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Brickjectivity went through a 30 minute course to learn to perform arraigned weddings.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Father Heathen isn't really a heathen, he just finds a heathen and pretends to be their daddy.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Heyo walks backwards because he
thinks this makes him age in reverse.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@ChristineM chose a married life after trying the independent career path but deciding the college entrance interview question of "How many people do you prefer to bunk with?" was too hard.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Twilight Hue dresses nice to try to impress married straight men.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Whenever @Heyo squints his eyes and thinks hard about a subject, he loses 20 minutes.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest has never won a fight against Seamus

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest has never won a fight against Seamus

I'll turn yer groin to pudd'n!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@sun rise can get drunk off a 3 day old bottle of juice.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Kenny decided to never become an atheist
because he couldn't remember whether the
"e" came before the "i". But he could remember
how to spell "Christian". Hence his choice.

 

[Stevicus]

@Snow White drinks prune juice.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Snow White drinks prune juice.

@Stevicus drinks prune flavored sweet tea.

 

[Kenny]

@Kenny decided to never become an atheist
because he couldn't remember whether the
"e" came before the "i". But he could remember
how to spell "Christian". Hence his choice.

Revoltingest never could understand etymology.

Atheist is a compound word of "a" and "theist". Thus Kenny became a Christian, not because he couldn't spell but because his high intellect outshone Revolingest capacity in understanding word construction