Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

I heard you went to try out being a Christian preacher and liked it.

Preaching from the pulpit was a heady experience.
Ya know, I was once "The Pope" on another forum
long ago.

 

[John53]

I was once "The Pope" on another forum
long ago.

You spelt poop wrong.

 

[Revoltingest]

You spelt poop wrong.

Nope.
I've been doing it longer than you've even
been alive, ya ignant whippersnapper!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Preaching from the pulpit was a heady experience.
Ya know, I was once "The Pope" on another forum
long ago.

I was moved and inspired by the stories of the Revival Circuit Riders.
Consider yourself blessed by the lord if you're ignorant of them.

 

[John53]

Nope.
I've been doing it longer than you've even
been alive, ya ignant whippersnapper!

Those abacus groups pre fidonet must of been a hoot, tell me about them grandad.

 

[Revoltingest]

Those abacus groups pre fidonet must of been a hoot, tell me about them grandad.

In my day, the abacus used vacuum tubes!

 

[Stevicus]

You spelt poop wrong.

Grand Poobah.

 

[John53]

Grand Poobah.

Great big poophead more likely.

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest is a crazy cat lady

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest is a crazy cat lady

Well....uh....you believe you're one of my cats!
And I make the can opener sound just to tease you.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Revoltingest keeps a bag of cats handy at all times....just to disprove, or prove, it when he or someone else says "you can't swing a bag of cats without hitting......"

 

[Revoltingest]

@Wu Wei sneaks into his kitchen at nite for
a secret brined bacon binge. He calls it....
"Getting his Triple B.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Wu Wei sneaks into his kitchen at nite for
a secret brined bacon binge. He calls it....
"Getting his Triple B.

And don't try to show @Wu Wei a movie you want him to see during the winter. He'll sleep through the whole thing!

 

[Revoltingest]

And don't try to show @Wu Wei a movie you want him to see during the winter. He'll sleep through the whole thing!

I'll have him watch A Touch Of Evil
on an endless loop. He might never
become fully awake.

 

[Secret Chief]

@ChristineM is a secret decaff drinker.

 

[ChristineM]

@ChristineM is a secret decaff drinker.

Thats low, very low even for you who revels in low that is low.

And i can't even insult you with alcohol free beer

 

[Secret Chief]

Thats low, very low even for you who revels in low that is low.

And i can't even insult you with alcohol free beer

You can never go too low

(you could announce I'm a secret bacon chomper)

 

[ChristineM]

You can never go too low

(you could announce I'm a secret bacon chomper)

Oh when you go that low...


(Are you? I thought you were into MacDonalds)

 

[Secret Chief]

Oh when you go that low...


(Are you? I thought you were into MacDonalds)

You can't beat a Big Tasty with Bacon.

 

[ChristineM]

You can't beat a Big Tasty with Bacon.

How's about a nice rare steak?