Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[The Sum of Awe]

But if you want ruggedly handsome…..

If I saw a bear IRL I might try to pet it.

 

[Stevicus]

If I saw a bear IRL I might try to pet it.

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest failed Santa school

 

[John53]

@Shadow Wolf failed Satan school

 

[Stevicus]

@John53 comes straight out of the cornfield.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@John53 comes straight out of the cornfield.

Not to argue, but actually...

@John53 never left the corn field.

 

[John53]

@John53 comes straight out of the cornfield.

You been perving on me? I just dug most of it out and it's ready to be mulched by the mower and thrown in the compost bin.

 

[John53]

Not to argue, but actually...

@John53 never left the corn field.

Another perv!

 

[Stevicus]

You been perving on me? I just dug most of it out and it's ready to be mulched by the mower and thrown in the compost bin.

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Hey, there's no shame in corn. In fact, corn is a hot commodity these days. I was reading that a KFC worker got shot by a customer who was upset that they ran out of corn. When the world starts running out of corn, they'll be coming right for your cornfield.

 

[John53]

Hey, there's no shame in corn. In fact, corn is a hot commodity these days. I was reading that a KFC worker got shot by a customer who was upset that they ran out of corn. When the world starts running out of corn, they'll be coming right for your cornfield.

From my cold dead hand!

 

[Stevicus]

From my cold dead hand!

You get into the corn business, you must run into a lot of rough customers.

@Wu Wei often mentions the dangers of corn fumes, but I've heard that he inhales on a regular basis.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Stevicus has family portraits in his house with pictures in them of each of our avatars. And every night, he hugs each portrait.

 

[Stevicus]

@Stevicus has family portraits in his house with pictures in them of each of our avatars. And every night, he hugs each portrait.

No, I don't hug them.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest failed Santa school

But I was voted most likely to become a Grinch.

 

[Revoltingest]

@John53 aspires to be the world's tallest short person.
This after failing to be the world's shortest tall person.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest eats haggis every night until he doubles as a leaf blower.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest eats haggis every night until he doubles as a leaf blower.

As they say....
"Haggis! it's not just for breakfast anymore."

 

[Revoltingest]

@Snow White plasters their walls with posters
of Kardashian family members. But unlike Andy
Dufresne's cell, there's no tunnel in the freedom.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Snow White plasters their walls with posters
of Kardashian family members. But unlike Andy
Dufresne's cell, there's no tunnel in the freedom.

@Revoltingest spends half his day looking at Photoshopped pictures of the Kardashians and thinking, "I wish I had thighs like that."

 

[Revoltingest]

@Snow White has Kardashian thighs.
(I'm jealous.)