Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Snow White keeps captive dwarves in his basement.
He feeds them fish heads & Twinkies.

@Revoltingest feeds his wife haggis, then wonders why there isn't more emotional intimacy in the relationship.

 

[ChristineM]

@Revoltingest feeds his wife haggis, then wonders why there isn't more emotional intimacy in the relationship.

True dat

 

[Revoltingest]

@ChristineM feeds her hubby snails in a heavy cream sauce.
He now weighs 572 pounds.

 

[ChristineM]

@ChristineM feeds her hubby snails in a heavy cream sauce.
He now weighs 572 pounds.

Actually 76 kg (167.5 lbs)

Your insult failed as nothing more than a guess.

@Revoltingest makes guesses i his sad attempt to insulate the uninsultable

 

[Revoltingest]

Actually 76 kg (167.5 lbs)

Your insult failed as nothing more than a guess.

@Revoltingest makes guesses i his sad attempt to insulate the uninsultable

I was close though.

 

[ChristineM]

I was close though.

Another guess? Nope you were a long way out. Thats what happens when you guess

 

[Audie]

@Snow White keeps captive dwarves in his basement.
He feeds them fish heads & Twinkies.

@Revoltingest steals sheep.
If I said why that would provide meaning

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest steals sheep.
If I said why that would provide meaning

Oddly enuf, one of the sheep I stole turned
out to be you! Who knew that you're a
"furvert" with a most authentic costume.

BTW, I use black & white sheep to play
go on a giant board. It's been a failure
because they wander around. Perhaps
I should install pens on the line intersections.

 

[Schwarzweg]

Google translate renders that as "you are a most wonderful person. I bow down to the exemplar of humanity which you represent".

Ja google translate .......................................
Man hat mich zwar nicht beleidigt, aber es passt jemandem nicht, dass ich auf deutsch schreibe.
Dann löscht mich doch raus !!!
2 x drum gebeten und bin IMMER noch hier
Ich schreibe auch weiter so , WIE ich schreibe !!!
Wann bin ich hier weg ???
Ich warte ...................................
Macht doch mal , oder war das nur dumme Anmache ?
LG

 

[Revoltingest]

Ja google translate .......................................
Man hat mich zwar nicht beleidigt, aber es passt jemandem nicht, dass ich auf deutsch schreibe.
Dann löscht mich doch raus !!!
2 x drum gebeten und bin IMMER noch hier
Ich schreibe auch weiter so , WIE ich schreibe !!!
Wann bin ich hier weg ???
Ich warte ...................................
Macht doch mal , oder war das nur dumme Anmache ?
LG

Keine Notwendigkeit, sich zu verteidigen.
Schreibst du wie du möchtest.
In my opinion.

 

[Wu Wei]

Keine Notwendigkeit, sich zu verteidigen.
Schreibst du wie du möchtest.
In my opinion.

Wer hat dich gefragt, du Hygieneflüchtling?

 

[Revoltingest]

Wer hat dich gefragt, du Hygieneflüchtling?

Ich verstehe nicht.
Spreche kein jibber jabber.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ich verstehe nicht.
Spreche kein jibber jabber.

Ja, das tust du, du hast gerade etwas gesagt, du bist ein Experte

 

[Revoltingest]

Ja, das tust du, du hast gerade etwas gesagt, du bist ein Experte

Ich bin ein Berliner.

 

[Stevicus]

No one ever escapes from Stalag 13.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ich bin ein Berliner.

There were no jelly donuts to see in Russia.

The Real Meaning of Ich Bin ein Berliner

In West Berlin in 1963, President Kennedy delivered his most eloquent speech on the world stage. The director of the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum tells the evocative story behind JFK’s words.

www.theatlantic.com

So he fashioned a new speech on his own. Previously, Kennedy had said that in Roman times, no claim was grander than “I am a citizen of Rome.” For his Berlin speech, he had considered using the German equivalent, “I am a Berliner.”
Moments before taking the stage, during a respite in West Berlin Mayor Willy Brandt’s office, JFK jotted down a few words in Latin and—with a translator’s help—the German version, written phonetically: Ish bin ein Bearleener.

Afterward it would be suggested that Kennedy had got the translation wrong—that by using the article ein before the word Berliner, he had mistakenly called himself a jelly doughnut. In fact, Kennedy was correct. To state Ich bin Berliner would have suggested being born in Berlin, whereas adding the word ein implied being a Berliner in spirit. His audience understood that he meant to show his solidarity.

 

[Schwarzweg]

Keine Notwendigkeit, sich zu verteidigen.
Schreibst du wie du möchtest.
In my opinion.

Also ...geht doch ! Daumen hoch , knuddel
Aber bei so vielen Leuten KANN ja schon zwangsläufig nicht immer alles positiv sein
Wie gesagt : sonst löschen , löschen, löschen .......................
Danke

 

[Wu Wei]

Ich bin ein Berliner.

不，你不是 Bù, nǐ bùshì
Nein, bist du nicht
いいえ、違います Īe, chigaimasu
non tu ne l'es pas
No, no lo eres

 

[Wu Wei]

Now let me leave you with the sage advice of Frank Zappa

Watch out where the huskies go,
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go,
And don't you eat that yellow snow

 

[John53]

@Snow White has bleach stains