Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Audie]

Audie, if you are short, it's all your fault..........

I call it "compact " or "travel size ".

"Over my head " as in "under radar".

And it's true, people don't see me coming.

 

[Audie]

Some say he wears a dress thingy, at least.

True. And as the twig is bent, so is the
tree inclined.
And there's that murse thingy.

 

[Revoltingest]

But if @Stonetree also counts as an observer, that'd make 4.

Those who only watch, & do not partake, don't count.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest is a lesbian? That's just taking
this random-random too far!

A lesbian trapped in a man's body.
(A poor specimen.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Audie and @Revoltingest sitting in a @Stonetree
K I S S I N G

Ew, so many wooden teeth would make weird noises. How do they clean them anyway?

 

[Revoltingest]

@Brickjectivity is cunning.
He's angling for the job of denture cleaner for all of RF.

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Brickjectivity is cunning.
He's angling for the job of denture cleaner for all of RF.

I applied, but @Revoltingest applied first. His wife wanted him to learn oral hygiene.

 

[Revoltingest]

I applied, but @Revoltingest applied first. His wife wanted him to learn oral hygiene.

You're just a Revoltingest wannabee.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You're just a Revoltingest wannabee.

Heck no I want to be @Audie, except for the termites in her teeth. I don't want those.

 

[Revoltingest]

Heck no I want to be @Audie, except for the termites in her teeth. I don't want those.

Oh, you prefer your own species of termites to the Asian variety, eh.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh, you prefer your own species of termites to the Asian variety, eh.

I can deal with anything. How else could I put up with your endless posts about gardening.

 

[Audie]

Heck no I want to be @Audie, except for the termites in her teeth. I don't want those.

Facetface can write?
Takes more than that to be at my level.

 

[Audie]

A lesbian trapped in a man's body.
(A poor specimen.)

Well, yes. At a quick assessment I'd say
you could use you a shave, and a brighter
disposition.

And, if you don't me aspersing your friends,
a better selection of bears.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, yes. At a quick assessment I'd say
you could use you a shave, and a brighter
disposition.

I gots a bright & sunny disposition, ya sawed off,
noodle nosh'n, flower fondle'n whippersnapper!

And, if you don't me aspersing your friends,
a better selection of bears.

The selection is limited.
@Wu Wei is the best bear on RF.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Facetface can write?
Takes more than that to be at my level.

I once knew a girl with a termite-ridden wooden leg named Audie, but I never learned the name of her other leg.

 

[Wu Wei]

I gots a bright & sunny disposition, ya sawed off,
noodle nosh'n, flower fondle'n whippersnapper!

True, it is as bright and sunny as as the sun during a thunderstorm

The selection is limited.
@Wu Wei is the best bear on RF.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Happy is the bear who never knows his own stench.

 

[Stonetree]

Those who only watch, & do not partake, don't count.

Anyone who knows me knows I can't count and my eyes are failing. (for a price)

 

[vulcanlogician]

@vulcanlogician is actually a Ferengi poet.

The 71st rule of acquisition: "When prose don't work, start speaking in verse."

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest is a lesbian? That's just taking
this random-random too far!

@Revoltingest is a Thespian full of adolescent angst. I thought that was close enough for government work.