My arch nemesis isn't here.
He hasn't posted in a couple years.
And I've seen your breakfast.
It would put off a starving pole cat.
I'll post a song about it.
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- Thread starter Revoltingest
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He hasn't posted in a couple years.
And I've seen your breakfast.
It would put off a starving pole cat.
I'll post a song about it.
Wu Wei can't make puns, because they are unbearable. Rather than pun he ursus which is almost the same as curses.
Serves you right. You stuck your feet out a window once, and FEMA had to come out with giant fans to keep your neighbors happy.
FEMA? Are they the mob who organise the football world cup?
According to some people I've heard, FEMA sounds worse than the CIA, NSA, and PTA combined.
No, they are part of Barack Obama's sophisticated secret plan to overthrow the US government, parrot pal.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
So that is where you get you favorite aftershave from....Rancid Polecat...
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Doesn't know that just because it sounds like mall....doesn't always mean shopping
Oh go fiddle some more with your leaf blower. Maybe it will drown out the noise of your talking.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well that was lame
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
@Revoltingest and I are drinking some Chianti. Something about wanting to demean me. I'm told he's only human.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
@Secret Chief gets his best ideas in a unisex bathroom.
I don't know what Chianti is, but I know that you two are too cheap to buy it. Buy some Stingy instead.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I'll bet they were really drinking Thunderbird.
Actually no, because I use Dawn to wash my dishes. You use the other brand, and that is why your hands snag worse than panty hose.
They added some mentos and thought it was Chianti. Ever since Nixon this country's IQ just keeps going down.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
You may think that, but while I'm living frugally, you're paying $4.00 just to get soap with a picture of Mr. Clean on it.
Your mom named you after Mr. Clean, and she had a picture of him on her wall.
Mostly.