Random Thoughts

[Revoltingest]

Many people foolishly assume that the elastic modulus
of an alloy is proportional to ultimate tensile strength.
Dumb, eh?

 

[Thief]

Many people foolishly assume that the elastic modulus
of an alloy is proportional to ultimate tensile strength.
Dumb, eh?

and the bridge of @DavidFirth is falling down

 

[Wirey]

I wonder why girls rarely get the humour in a Monty Python skit?

 

[Wu Wei]

I wonder why girls rarely get the humour in a Monty Python skit?

My ex-wife loved Monty Python... but that was just about her only redeeming quality

 

[Wu Wei]

Why is it that I can think of so much I have to do...and want to do..... outside of work

 

[Revoltingest]

I wonder why girls rarely get the humour in a Monty Python skit?

There is actually research on this. It goes back to the 1930s when psychologists
noticed that their wives scowled when watching Three Stooges shorts at the movies.
Further research on men's & women's brains revealed that female hormones prevented
development of on part of the brain....the Shemporal Lobe.

 

[Wu Wei]

There is actually research on this. It goes back to the 1930s when psychologists
noticed that their wives scowled when watching Three Stooges shorts at the movies.
Further research on men's & women's brains revealed that female hormones prevented
development of on part of the brain....the Shemporal Lobe.

You appear to have a highly developed Boshemporal lobe

 

[Wu Wei]

Why am I thinking about bacon.....

 

[SalixIncendium]

There appear to be flies buzzing around some of the threads here. Who left the screen door open?

 

[Wirey]

My nipples get really sensitive when I wear nylon shirts lately. Is it the nylon, or are my nipples just getting wimpy?

 

[DavidFirth]

You're just a weirdo, this place is full of 'em.

 

[Treks]

If astronauts muscles decay in space because there is no gravity, why don't they build weights into their space suits so it's heavier for them to move?

(actual thought I had recently while struggling with the lack of buoyancy in a local spa.. until I realised what I was thinking!)

 

[Mister Silver]

Lockjaw alone makes the new "Inhumans" show worth watching. He's just so adorable!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Currently I am reading Shades of Grey. Notice the spelling. Grey is spelled with an 'E' not with an 'A'. Phonetics be gosh darned.

 

[Mister Silver]

Letting my facial hair grow some more so I can take a blasphemous Jesusesque selfie.

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Wirey]

I wonder how often Gilligan had to be 'alone' for a few minutes after Ginger hit on him?

 

[Mister Silver]

Time for bed.
Try to not post anything interesting while I'm sleeping.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Time for bed.
Try to not post anything interesting while I'm sleeping.

Best stay up. I'm about to post something earth-shattering.

...or i may just go to bed myself.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've grown to hate doing accounting.
It's great when I'm done....but the act of doing it....tedious, demanding, stressful.