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[Malus 12:9]

"There that which falls, stays where it is" - waterfall

 

[Crystal Red]

PS: Crystal Red, is it Jack Johnson

Nope, never heard of him, keep guessing!

 

[Quoth The Raven]

If life throws you lemons...shut up & eat your damn lemons.

I read it on a wall,
It went straight to my head,
It said, 'Dance to the tension
Of a world on edge'

Frubals to whomever name the song & artist of that verse first.

Garden of Eden, Guns'n'Roses

 

[Crystal Red]

Garden of Eden, Guns'n'Roses

Correct, I don't know why but the other day those lyrics popped into my head &I was racking my head all day to think where they came from, I should have known straight away they are like my favourite band ever!



Always be on the look out for conspicuousness, then it's easy to tell if someone is being inconspicuous.

 

[michel]

The warning signs of insanity;

1. Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and
then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.(Jewscout take note)
2. Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that
you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.
3. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
4. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she
sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
5. Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve
yourself on it.
6. You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of
evil dandruff spirits.
7. You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for
setting fire to his lawn decorations.
8. Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.
9. People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.
10. Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.
11. You laugh out loud during funerals.
12. When your doctor tells you to say ah, you yell out "RAPE! RAPE!"
13. Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you
through that scuba mask.
14. You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've
stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one
day seek revenge.
15. You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.
16. Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your
little illusion.
17. You collect dead windowsill flies.
18. Everytime the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its
wings!"
19. You like cats. Especially with mayo.
20. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people who try to sell you things.
21. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.
22. You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because
they weren't rescued.
23. You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.
24. Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.
25. You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
26. You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head in
the middle of your front lawn.
27, Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched
on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.
28. Melba toast excites you.
29. When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room
to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."
30. You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
31. Every time you see the commercial for the Hair Club For Men, you think
to yourself, "I think I'll kill the pope today."
32. You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for
a few minutes.
33. Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.
34. Nearly everything you say involves the word, "P-toing!"
35. You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala
or to be loved by an infectious disease.
36. You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
pretend that you're a stalk.
37. You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.
38. You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)
39. People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a
violation of your rights as a boysenberry.
40. You like reading lists like this.

 

[Crystal Red]

9. People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

I think the fact that you howl is more a sign of insanity than just that people run away from you for it.




It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

The warning signs of insanity;

1. Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and
then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.(Jewscout take note)
2. Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that
you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.
3. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
4. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she
sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
5. Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve
yourself on it.
6. You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of
evil dandruff spirits.
7. You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for
setting fire to his lawn decorations.
8. Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.
9. People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.
10. Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.
11. You laugh out loud during funerals.
12. When your doctor tells you to say ah, you yell out "RAPE! RAPE!"
13. Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you
through that scuba mask.
14. You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've
stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one
day seek revenge.
15. You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.
16. Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your
little illusion.
17. You collect dead windowsill flies.
18. Everytime the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its
wings!"
19. You like cats. Especially with mayo.
20. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people who try to sell you things.
21. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.
22. You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because
they weren't rescued.
23. You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.
24. Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.
25. You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
26. You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head in
the middle of your front lawn.
27, Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched
on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.
28. Melba toast excites you.
29. When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room
to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."
30. You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
31. Every time you see the commercial for the Hair Club For Men, you think
to yourself, "I think I'll kill the pope today."
32. You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for
a few minutes.
33. Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.
34. Nearly everything you say involves the word, "P-toing!"
35. You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala
or to be loved by an infectious disease.
36. You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
pretend that you're a stalk.
37. You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.
38. You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)
39. People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a
violation of your rights as a boysenberry.
40. You like reading lists like this.

Awww, I was gonna say that...and that...and that...:149:

 

[alowyn]

Toes

Toes are undeniably the most important body parts any creature may have. The Universal Medical Board has ranked them the second-most sought after body part, after feet. Many great heroes have paid tribute to their toes, including the great gambler, Lucin Lotsogimee, who once said “I’ll bet my head before I’d bet my toes!” The United Travelling Organisation also has an entry limit of a minimum of six toes. Toes are crucial to one’s balance and sense of direction, giving rise to the phrase "There's a person with all of his toes on the floor!", and they allow one to pick things off the floor without having to bend over or twist one’s foot to an unhealthy amount. Also, toes generate two very useful substances which are priced higher than gold among creatures without toes: toe-jam, and toenails. In fact, some multi-toed beings have become millionaires by trading their toe-products in the right countries. More importantly, however, toes are wiggly and thus having plenty of them is a sign of beauty.

 

[michel]

Toes

Toes are undeniably the most important body parts any creature may have. The Universal Medical Board has ranked them the second-most sought after body part, after feet. Many great heroes have paid tribute to their toes, including the great gambler, Lucin Lotsogimee, who once said “I’ll bet my head before I’d bet my toes!” The United Travelling Organisation also has an entry limit of a minimum of six toes. Toes are crucial to one’s balance and sense of direction, giving rise to the phrase "There's a person with all of his toes on the floor!", and they allow one to pick things off the floor without having to bend over or twist one’s foot to an unhealthy amount. Also, toes generate two very useful substances which are priced higher than gold among creatures without toes: toe-jam, and toenails. In fact, some multi-toed beings have become millionaires by trading their toe-products in the right countries. More importantly, however, toes are wiggly and thus having plenty of them is a sign of beauty.

And how do you transfer toes from one location to another ? - you guessed it! -a toe truck..........:help: