Religious puns

[Shiranui117]

I can't see a thread dedicated to this on the first page, and I cannot let this outrage continue. I have taken it upon myself to begin a forum-wide initiative to correct this sin.

You know what to do, guys.

 

[sun rise]

Of course we know what to do, search the internet using religious puns to find things like this:

 

[Shiranui117]

No bit I have a good religious joke
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Yeah, an Islamic terrorist organization that decided to give themselves an acronym spelling out the name of an ancient Egyptian goddess. The irony is delicious.

 

[Jainarayan]

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Tumah]

This thread requires more posts. Please rectify.

 

[crossfire]

Well, sorta religious...

 

[crossfire]

I like this one:

 

[crossfire]

a request was made for more:

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Brickjectivity]

Spoiler: Anubis comic. There may be a cuss word -- not sure.

 

[jeager106]

This thread requires more posts. Please rectify.

Rectify?
What does a butt problem have to do with this thread?

 

[Shiranui117]

Rectify?
What does a butt problem have to do with this thread?

Well, many denominations or sects do like to give a rebuttal to one another's claims...

 

[crossfire]

Highbrow pun:

 

[crossfire]

Anima and Animus

 

[Tumah]

Anima and Animus
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I just realized that both turn people into inanimate objects and both have the MDS root.

 

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[crossfire]

I just made this one up:

 

[crossfire]

This one is cute:

 

[jeager106]

How do magicians impress a Jewish audience? They pull a rabbi out of the hat!

Which fringe religion's main ritual is to 'toss the salad' of stray felines? The roamin'-cat-hole-lick church!

They often fall asleep in their synagogues in the land of Torah Bora.

Do they throw bread and wine all over the floor during the Catholic littergy?

Popular snack in Israel? Jew Jewbs!
Inflexibility? Well, I knew one imam in particular who was so strict, no one was allowed to even discuss theology with him. He would just take the Koran and Ramadan our throats!

Why does Paul Martin's cabinet always put on chanukah shirts before entering parliament? Because they're a minorah-tee government!

Jesus could often be a difficult customer in restaurants. In fact his servers would often complain about Him behind His back. He was known for turning waiter into whine.

Basketball in the Middle East? That's I-slam dunk!
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