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Religious puns
- Thread starter Shiranui117
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Tumah
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There's a town where people who live in it called Trids. The Trids have a tradition of going up a hill to watch the sunrise every morning. One day, they're going up their hill, when an ogre comes along and kicks them all back down. This happens twice more, and each time, they miss the sunrise. They consult their town's rabbi, and he says that he will have a word with the ogre. He goes up the hill, but the ogre doesn't kick him down. The rabbi, confused, asks the ogre, "Why didn't you kick me?". The ogre says, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
Tora Bora (Pashto: توره بوړه, Black Cave), known locally as Spīn Ghar (Pashto: سپین غر, White Mountain), is a cave complex, part of the White Mountains (Safēd Kōh) of eastern Afghanistan
I learn soooooo much here.
There's a reference to Tora Bora in Jurassic World. Hoskins says "can you imagine if we had these puppies [the raptors] in Tora Bora?"
How do Hindus measure electrical resistance?
They use an Ommeter!
They use an Ommeter!
That one dude...
Why should I have a faith?
A classic game with a religious twist:
Noahide and Sikh
Noahide and Sikh
The Bible almost says this (and believe it or not this is not an irreverent joke):
- "I will pun the nation they serve as slaves."
- "Out of Egypt I called my pun."
- "If after all this you will not listen to me, I will pun you for your grammar seven times over."
- "Should I not pun them for this?”
So I just saw an advertisement for a pizza joint called Cheeses Crust, located on 777 Yah Way, right down the road from Jehovah's Fitness. Anyone wanna go with me and check it out? I've heard nothing but good news from that place.
chlotilde
Madame Curie
That one dude...
Why should I have a faith?
A Hindu apology:
Sorry, I ran over you dogma with my karma.
A classic Hindu film:
Bhakti the Future
Hindu villain:
Darth Veda
Sorry, I ran over you dogma with my karma.
A classic Hindu film:
Bhakti the Future
Hindu villain:
Darth Veda
Yuck, yuck!
Oh, snap!This is our competition.
