Keeps peanut butter on one side, & jelly on the other.
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Personal ant farm keeps him clean, so he never has to take them off.
Made from bricks & mortar....not comfortable, but easily repaired.
Printed on his boxers: Masonry Inspector
Made from sheet metal salvaged from an old Winnebago (the RV...not an Indian).
Spun from gold by a princess.
Knitted by dangerous felons using wool from abused sheep.
(No, not what you think....someone merely spoke sharply to the sheep.)
Very rare and hard to get, previously worn by all the Beetles and Michael Jackson.
Plays a recorded ringtone when their bladder is full.
Will self destruct soon, according to the Mayan calendar.
Changed only once in a Blue Moon.
Her underwear has a utility belt similar to Batman's.
Looks just like Robin's tights.
GawdAweful
Pseudo-Philosopher
Comes with proximity-activated mace spray.
Powered by body heat, it vibrates fast or slow to indicate the proximity of females.
Also powered by body heat, but loaded with fireworks and designed to set off a spectular lights display -- occassionally malfunctions and fires off early.
Rent-to-own with no down payment.