Things the Revoltifarians have discovered with their superior reasoning skills
1) They proved Atlantis existed. Using the Mayan calendar, Egyptian pyramid feet, and the Batman super decoding ring they once got in a box of Cracker Jacks, that Atlantis was exactly where the city of Sheboygan is today. Because after consulting the Mayan calendar, measuring the globe using pyramid feet, and then applying the Batman super decoding ring to Sheboygan it spells Miflestop which proves their findings beyond any shadow of a doubt. Because all Revoltifarians know that Miflestop is a nonsensical word and every time they told someone that Atlantis and Sheboygan are one in the same they generally got the response "What a load of Nonsense"
2) They are descendants of one of the 10 lost tribes of Israel. And they are pretty sure it is the tribe of "Dan". Because virtually every Revoltifarian can find Israel on the map and there are 4 Revoltifarians, currently living in the same house, on Dreidel lane, in Revoltingstan, who are named Dan Israel....a father and 3 sons. Throw in the name of the wife and mother of the brood, Daniella, and it’s a no brainer to a Revoltifarian
3) The world is not flat, but its not round either, its conical. This explains why Mouth Everest is so dang tall. It is the top of the cone.
4) Going to the moon and outer space is impossible and NASA is perpetrating a massive hoax on the world, with camera tricks, mirrors and massive amount of hallucinogenic, with a dash of some guy from NASA pointing and saying "Look over there". Revoltingstan has tried multiple times to launch a man into space and so far, none have survived...and after many attempts they are certain it is impossible to find a catapult, or canon, strong enough to shoot a man into space so the moon is of course right out.