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Revoltifarians Outperform Others At Nearly All Reasoning Skills

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Right......
Next steps.......
At about this time you need to refer to my own, and everyone else's, ignorance and lack of education.

You can't call me a moron, or a slimey coated snuffler, etc, but you CAN suggest that my ideas are moronic. However, the very mention of 'slimey coated snufller' could leave many mods in need of trauma counselling and massage therapy.

I get similar advice from @Revoltingest . Are you guys related? :D
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Your senator is a boot wear'n, plate spin'n, cat yodel'n, ninny.
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Here they are: Senators Hechinger, Lowes and Home Depot.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
That is a dreadful insult!
I freely admit that I'm a slab headed bumble drifter, a lowdown drunge sniffer as well as as a jumbled nut-brained grout bludger, all most dreadful characteristics........

To suggest that I'm related to @Revoltingest is...... it's....... too much!
Yer just jealous that you have to walk on only 2 legs now.
We brachiators have it easier.

Now, there is a word I don't get to use very often.
 

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
That is a dreadful insult!
I freely admit that I'm a slab headed bumble drifter, a lowdown drunge sniffer as well as as a jumbled nut-brained grout bludger, all most dreadful characteristics........

To suggest that I'm related to @Revoltingest is...... it's....... too much!

This wouldn't have anything to do with old rivalries between the Britt's and Scottish would it.o_O
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
Yer just jealous that you have to walk on only 2 legs now.
We brachiators have it easier.

Now, there is a word I don't get to use very often.

Huh.....

Old Badgers need all four legs, plus a four wheeler braked zimmer frame.

I'll have it easier when my Missus let's me have one of those high speed luxury electric carts to get about on, like all me posh neighbours have.

....sniff......
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
This wouldn't have anything to do with old rivalries between the Britt's and Scottish would it.o_O

Noooo...! Never..... !
I even throw the odd copper in to 'feed a pict' charity boxes.
By 'odd-copper' I mean valueless little coins, not strange uniformed law enforcers........ can't get them in to a collection box.

No, we English love all wild-life, we even encourage breeding where numbers get too low. I'm only sad that new regulations restrict what we can keep in zoos these days...... the London Zoo might have the odd penguin but everything else has been moved out to large parks...... now you can still see the odd Scottish family at those venues, but you must stay in your vehicle at all times, don't open windows, don't try to feed 'em by hand and keep moving or they'll nick yer windscreen wipers and stuff.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Huh.....

Old Badgers need all four legs, plus a four wheeler braked zimmer frame.

I'll have it easier when my Missus let's me have one of those high speed luxury electric carts to get about on, like all me posh neighbours have.

....sniff......
I can picture you now....
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Things the Revoltifarians have discovered with their superior reasoning skills

1) They proved Atlantis existed. Using the Mayan calendar, Egyptian pyramid feet, and the Batman super decoding ring they once got in a box of Cracker Jacks, that Atlantis was exactly where the city of Sheboygan is today. Because after consulting the Mayan calendar, measuring the globe using pyramid feet, and then applying the Batman super decoding ring to Sheboygan it spells Miflestop which proves their findings beyond any shadow of a doubt. Because all Revoltifarians know that Miflestop is a nonsensical word and every time they told someone that Atlantis and Sheboygan are one in the same they generally got the response "What a load of Nonsense"

2) They are descendants of one of the 10 lost tribes of Israel. And they are pretty sure it is the tribe of "Dan". Because virtually every Revoltifarian can find Israel on the map and there are 4 Revoltifarians, currently living in the same house, on Dreidel lane, in Revoltingstan, who are named Dan Israel....a father and 3 sons. Throw in the name of the wife and mother of the brood, Daniella, and it’s a no brainer to a Revoltifarian

3) The world is not flat, but its not round either, its conical. This explains why Mouth Everest is so dang tall. It is the top of the cone.

4) Going to the moon and outer space is impossible and NASA is perpetrating a massive hoax on the world, with camera tricks, mirrors and massive amount of hallucinogenic, with a dash of some guy from NASA pointing and saying "Look over there". Revoltingstan has tried multiple times to launch a man into space and so far, none have survived...and after many attempts they are certain it is impossible to find a catapult, or canon, strong enough to shoot a man into space so the moon is of course right out.
 
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