RF Commandments....

[Heneni]

Thou shalt not look under Panda's kilt.

 

[Heneni]

Thou shalt replace draka's broom when you get smacked by it.

 

[Draka]

Thou shalt replace draka's broom when you get smacked by it.

Goodness knows I've broken and cracked several around here! 'bout time those responsible for the breakage pony up with a new one.:yes::witch:

 

[Heneni]

Diva's shalt put their stilleto's where we can see them.

 

[Comet]

Thou shalt not wear golden spandex while on RF

 

[Draka]

Though shalt not sign up to play a game and not bother to show up for it at all.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Thou shalt not look under Panda's kilt.

Ye will find a shrivelled up sausage which scares thee and ye.

 

[Elessar]

Thou shalt eat and drink heartily, excepting when thou shalt fast willingly. But the trolls among ye shall not be fed food nor given water for drink; for yea, the trolls they must be starved for the greater good.

 

[Draka]

Thou shalt not "Dance to the Oldies" with Mr. Simmons.

 

[Draka]

Thou shall whore thyself to Heather for frubals.

 

[Charity]

All women must post while wearing only bra and panties

 

[Comet]

Thou shalt not kill, lest you be Mafia

Thou shalt not yell at the computer screen at dumb posts

 

[Comet]

All women must post while wearing only bra and panties

and put it on webcam!

 

[Quagmire]

All women must post while wearing only bra and panties

As must all male newbies.

 

[Draka]

Thou shalt not yell at the computer screen at dumb posts

That really diminishes conversation in our home. Is this allowed at least? :computer:

 

[Comet]

That really diminishes conversation in our home. Is this allowed at least? :computer:

I'll rephrase:

Though shalt not yell at the computer screen if the dumb post that makes you do so was posted by thy spouse.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Thou shalt toss a hot coal onto Uncle Sunstones trampoline when he is not looking.

 

[Jeremy Mason]

Thou shalt be excellent to one another.

Thou shalt party on, dudes.

*points to trampoline*

YouTube - bill and ted's excellent dictionary

 

[Jeremy Mason]

Whosoever looketh on Heneni's avatar to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
:foot:

I'm soooo not going to make it to paradise.

 

[Jeremy Mason]

Thou shall not use the words Fish and Hunter congruently.