RF Feminists Game of "Back to Feminist Bacon"

[MysticSang'ha]

Y'all know the "Back to Bacon" game, right? Connect one performer in a film with Kevin Bacon by association?

Well, because of the numerous times threads in the open forums somehow mysteriously begin focusing on why feminism sucks, let's have some fun and create how a completely unrelated topic and get back to Feminist Bacon....or just basically how anything can relate back to feminism in general (and for extra measure, connect how something can relate back to how feminism is so horrible.)

I'll start. I'm in the studio office right now, and I see on the floor a case of bottled water. So a case of bottled water is my starting point....

Case of bottled water
Plastic holding the water
Water is tap water anyway
Plastic is ruining the environment
Protect the environment OMG THIS IS WHY I HATE FEMINISM

See how this is played? Who's next?

 

[Drolefille]

Oh geez, this is complicated.

I have my knitting in front of me

Knitting/Yarn
I'm a woman who likes to knit
FEMINISM STIFLES PEOPLE WITH TRADITIONALLY FEMININE HOBBIES, I HATE FEMINISM!

Was that too easy?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

My iPod is older and not working properly
iPod is sitting on my desk
I'm annoyed about getting another one
I CAN'T STAND ANGRY MAN-HATING FEMINISTS!!

 

[MoonWater]

Looking around the table I see a dice cup
I use this cup when playing dungeons and dragons
This reminds me of the gaming community as a whole
and as such the back and forth that goes on about how women are portrayed in games
OMG FEMINISTS ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR GAMEZ, THEY'RE SO HORRID.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I have a landlord where I have my business
He doesn't honor my requests for building maintenance
Most of the time he says it's not his problem
I have our conversations documented
Husband calls him (he's not the owner nor the tenant) about same issues
Landlord immediately complies
I note the discrepancy OMG WILL YOU ANGRY FEMINISTS JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!111!!!!!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

My Mom, who is a feminist, would always buy chicken "bacon" while I was growing up. When I read "feminist bacon", my mind went to that.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

My Mom, who is a feminist, would always buy chicken "bacon" while I was growing up. When I read "feminist bacon", my mind went to that.

I think of real bacon
It so tastes so good
Chicken bacon is fine
Turkey bacon is fine
But bacon bacon is so awesome
WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ!! OMG FEMINISTS ARE SO EXCLUSIONARY AND HATEFUL!!!

 

[Willamena]

case of bottled water
plastic holding the water
water is tap water anyway
plastic is ruining the environment
protect the environment omg this is why i hate feminism

lol!!

 

[Alceste]

I'm sitting in a huge tent in the rain with three male coworkers and all our gear. They're pretty nice guys. If women had their jobs, they'd be unemployed right now, and feminists don't even care. Screw feminism!

 

[Debater Slayer]

I smell roasted turkey right now.

I looked at it and saw that it was a rooster.

Male turkeys are roasted more than female turkeys and feminists don't even care.

I HATE FEMINISM!!111!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have alot of required school readings, many of which are from feminist authors.
Books filled with feminist authors both male and female.
Authors who say guys can listen to Led Zeppelin and girls have to listen to girly teeny-pop Backstreet Boys.
GOD FEMINISM SUCKS! Especially when it's feminist authors who can't distinguish real musical talent from a total and utter waste digital space. SCREW THOSE STUPID FEMINIST AUTHORS!!!!!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

This weekend I'm not only celebrating my husband's birthday and my son's high school graduation, but honoring those we've lost on Memorial Day. I didn't think to bring up prostate cancer rates or how boys are treated differently in school. But because I didn't think of those things or bring them up IS WHY FEMINISM SUCKS!!

 

[crossfire]

I am making banana bread.
I am peeling and chopping bananas.
I am cracking nuts.
I'm enjoying this.
I'm an awful man-hating feminist!

 

[crossfire]

I am making banana bread.
I am peeling and chopping bananas.
I am cracking nuts.
I'm enjoying this.
I'm an awful man-hating feminist!

I just switched from making banana bread to making banana muffins.
I want to emasculate men and turn them into women.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I saw a thing about this one woman who was all flirty and all twerking up to this poor guy at this one club and then this poor innocent fella heard her say she was all like into him and they went back to his place and she was all like up on him and then they drank a bit more cuz the guy was nice and all and she then got stupid and drunk and passed out and then the guy was all excited and all that of course and so he had consensual sex with her while she was passed out but she said he raped her.

OMG THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND FEMINISM!!!

 

[dust1n]

I'm making a Zelda remix album right now.

Zelda is a defenseless character in the game series despite it being named after her.

Feminism doesn't think women should always be defenseless in their media portrayals.

Therefore, feminists are destroying the options I have by objecting to things in which I have a nostalgic connection.

How can an artist work in these conditions, I ask ye men?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Rape culture
It hurts everybody
Informed consent is critical
Victims are scared to come forward

omg playing the victim card again FEMINISTS ARE MISANDRISTS!