The two systems share too much in common. If it were not so they'd be called 'Apita' and 'Ommun'. Honest they sound like husband and wife, but which one is the wife?
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RF is now under Soviet control
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Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
As of 4:59 amI Lord Adramelek became the official leader of the Satanic Underground within the newly occupied Soviet Communist RF. It shall be overthrown and our banner will fly high. We shall lay waste their communist institutions and reek vengeance!
Our might shall be stronger than stronger!
Our reign shall last longer than longer!
Darth Jakov is dead!
Satan lives!
Your naiveness is admirable but it will also be your doom. Surrender to the Soviet Religious-Forums Board or face irradication! The Soviet Communist Federation of Forums and Social Networking Sites is an amazing movement and has only your best interest in mind.
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
Greetings Comrade Sh'irullah,
Comrade Oldbadger respectfully requests that he is perfect for your intelligence staff, since he only has enough brain-power to make a morning cup of tea, in fact he even screws that up sometimes. Perfect applicant for an intelligence officer!
Up the State, up the people, up Revolting's!
Perfect! The dimwits also deserve a place in this new community. You will be perfect for serving as my personal buttocks wiper for when I defecate on the White House lawn. This Capitalist rule of the Internetz must end.
It isn't wise to stand against us Sha. It would be tragic, nothing short of madness for you and your troops to perish.
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oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Comrade Sha'irullah,
Comrade Oldbadger humbly applies for the post of honourable President's personal buttocks wiper. Oldbadger has high standard of wiping efficiency and gained a 2/1 Honours in bottom wiping, licking and general sycophancy.
Up the revolution, up Wirey's and up Revolting's.
Sha'irullah adores this post.
Wirey & I are ready to attack!
(He just asked me to pull his finger.)
(He just asked me to pull his finger.)
You will never defeat the fell army of capitalists.
Even our shirts we will weaponize.
Offending the senses & blinding the eyes.
We'll drive you before us!
You'll weep as a chorus!
We will exploit you to supersize fries!
Booowahahahahahahahahha, etc!
Geezer Team 6 is on its way!
Even our shirts we will weaponize.
Offending the senses & blinding the eyes.
We'll drive you before us!
You'll weep as a chorus!
We will exploit you to supersize fries!
Booowahahahahahahahahha, etc!
Geezer Team 6 is on its way!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
The work of a Marxist is never done....
*digs out Kapital, Manifesto, and Origins to prepare lecture*
Be not deceived of false prophets, o RF! The prophet did not want to strip you of your individuality, take your things you need, or force you to call everyone comrade because you can't tell the difference between everyone. I hereby establish the ASCF2S2 (with the A just being Anti) league of Communist to give back DIRs to those who need them, undo all the Comrade stuff, and slowly phase out moderation until our society has reached a point in which it is no longer needed, and to accomplish this, ideally, without violence (but realistically there has already been a war, so further violence may not be avoidable.)
*digs out Kapital, Manifesto, and Origins to prepare lecture*
Be not deceived of false prophets, o RF! The prophet did not want to strip you of your individuality, take your things you need, or force you to call everyone comrade because you can't tell the difference between everyone. I hereby establish the ASCF2S2 (with the A just being Anti) league of Communist to give back DIRs to those who need them, undo all the Comrade stuff, and slowly phase out moderation until our society has reached a point in which it is no longer needed, and to accomplish this, ideally, without violence (but realistically there has already been a war, so further violence may not be avoidable.)
I will lure those in that picture over to my side once they realize they will no longer have to pay for eating at the Old Country Buffet, and that their families will be restructured so they wont be considered a burden on family anymore.You will never defeat the fell army of capitalists.
Even our shirts we will weaponize.
Offending the senses & blinding the eyes.
We'll drive you before us!
You'll weep as a chorus!
We will exploit you to supersize fries!
Booowahahahahahahahahha, etc!
Geezer Team 6 is on its way!
That flag is awesome!
Geezer Team 6 will never fall for your false promises! Never shall we give up our individuality, our loud shirts, or our free market bacon for your uniformity of dress & thought!
Resistance is not futile!
Resistance is not futile!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It's that other guy who wants to take their individuality. I want to give it to them to a level beyond what Capitalism can give. Geezer Team can keep their individuality, their loud shirts (or go naked, which I may just make the official uniform of the ASCF because it doesn't get anymore individualized than that, but of course it's not required), and they will always have bacon waiting for them at the Golden Corral.
And of course I can't forget beer. Being partly descended from Germans, partly descended from Irish, and basing a social theory on a German thinker, beer is mandatory, and is freely available to all (except don't surprised if someone still cuts you off after so many and your behavior becomes unpleasant).
Our shirts were spawned by rampant capitalism of Hawaii & Japan of the 1920s & 30s. Musa-shiya lives on!
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Ha......As if you two sticky fingered capitalistanians have got enough peashooters to stand against our striking good looks and fast-food burger buns.
We will rise up, well, the younger ones of us will, and send you screaming bfor cover, begging for our mercy, which you will not receive, 'cos you're both old an' ugly. Ha!
So there.........
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Hah! Screaming & running for cover is one of our most effective battle tactics! From a position of cover, we shall lob yesterday's haggis at ya! And if that isn't foul enuf to drive ya back, we'll throw it before we digest it!
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Ha! You ...... you....... of the flowery funny shirt brigade cannot foil us of the ebay-cheapy-T-shirts (longsleeves). Our brave (an stupid) go-fers will follow you into your Duggy-fing hide-outs and destroy you with burger buns while we wait on the surface and drink your Scotch and Napoleon Brandy. Ha!
Every other brandy bottle is filled with horse ****, so drink yer fill, boys! (Only a true Scot can discern the difference.) And we're fire'n up our grills to make burgers for yer buns, & make burgers out'a yer buns!
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Cannibal Capitalists! If you are thinking that our brave and very stupid soldiers who will follow you into your duggy-holy places will make good fillings for your burgers, we only select the worst tasting cultures from Siberia for these battles, and keep the succulent morsels from Chasakstan for our own enjoyment for when we senior official servants of the Communistic causes sun our bottoms on the shores of the Black Sea. Ha!
And since we know that the picts and Barbarians beyond the Wall actually like to drink goats wee we will have no fear of your Scotch...... it can only be the perfect and pure that is left.
Up the revolution in RF...... our Dominatrixi with their bullwhips and dungeon devices await your bodies for their enjoyment. If that don't frighten yer, nuffin' will......