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RF Member Indicted For Crime!

Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It's true! We'd never suspect it, but an RF member
stands accused of a heinous crime, ie, unsanitary
kitchen sink conditions. Authorities have found mud
& grass in @JustGeorge's sink, which is a grave threat
to public health.
She also hangs the toilet paper roll such that it hangs
down against the wall.
She's been unable to find a lawyer willing to defend
her against these serious charges, of which her guilt
is all but certain.
 
Rival

Rival

Diex Aie
Staff member
Premium Member
I will defend her!

It was I, Rival, who put the mud and grass in the sink.

The toilet roll was just me trolling.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I suspect @Wu Wei who entered the house with muddy paws looking for leftover pick-a-nic baskets, finding none, being annoyed and leaving you a "present".
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Even worse, some sources are reporting that the "mud and grass" was actually unregistered fertilizer that her mother drove her across state lines to get.
 
Stonetree

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
Rival has fallen in with a bad companion......a duffel bag that looks like a doggy with a major tummy!
 
Evangelicalhumanist

Evangelicalhumanist

"Truth" isn't a thing...
Premium Member
Revoltingest said:
It's true! We'd never suspect it, but an RF member
stands accused of a heinous crime, ie, unsanitary
kitchen sink conditions. Authorities have found mud
& grass in @JustGeorge's sink, which is a grave threat
to public health.
She also hangs the toilet paper roll such that it hangs
down against the wall.
She's been unable to find a lawyer willing to defend
her against these serious charges, of which her guilt
is all but certain.
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Hanging toilet paper rolls the wrong way is only technically illegal when the paper itself has an imprinted design. And then, it is only illegal because the refusal to acknowledge the directional signals provided by such design shows a wanton disregard for science.

And science RULES!
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
If you're havin' trouble with the high school hed
He's givin you the bloos
You want to graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 heey
I leed a life of crime
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin at you night and day
Enough to drive ya nuts
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done dirt cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds
Do anything you wanna do
Done dirty cheap
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap
I've no idea what these lyrics mean, but they might have something to do with your dishes.
 
JustGeorge

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
Brickjectivity said:
If you're havin' trouble with the high school hed
He's givin you the bloos
You want to graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 heey
I leed a life of crime
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin at you night and day
Enough to drive ya nuts
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done dirt cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds
Do anything you wanna do
Done dirty cheap
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap
I've no idea what these lyrics mean, but they might have something to do with your dishes.
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Are you saying AC/DC messed up my sink?
 
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