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RF Member Indicted For Crime!

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Breaking news!
@Quagmire has been indicted for not sending
his monkey to school. The poor little fellow is
not socialized with other kids, nor can he read.
Bail has been set at $50, but he's been unable
to raise that heady amount.
I'm taking donations.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
ummmm..I found it that way

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Sgt. Pepper

All you need is love.
It's true! We'd never suspect it, but an RF member
stands accused of a heinous crime, ie, unsanitary
kitchen sink conditions. Authorities have found mud
& grass in @JustGeorge's sink, which is a grave threat
to public health.
She also hangs the toilet paper roll such that it hangs
down against the wall.
She's been unable to find a lawyer willing to defend
her against these serious charges, of which her guilt
is all but certain.

And you think you know somebody. She seemed like such a nice person, but I guess you never know about people.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
And you think you know somebody. She seemed like such a nice person, but I guess you never know about people.
I once had a guy doing computer maintenance for me.
He seemed a nice competent little fellow. Then one
day the cops showed up at my business looking for
some people who'd been tenants of mine.
It turns out they thought they might've been killed by
my computer guy. He's now residing in a prison on
the west side of the state. He's never getting out
because of the many people he killed.
So you're right....ya never really know people.
 

Sgt. Pepper

All you need is love.
I once had a guy doing computer maintenance for me.
He seemed a nice competent little fellow. Then one
day the cops showed up at my business looking for
some people who'd been tenants of mine.
It turns out they thought they might've been killed by
my computer guy. He's now residing in a prison on
the west side of the state. He's never getting out
because of the many people he killed.
So you're right....ya never really know people.

Holy cow! :eek:
 

mangalavara

नमस्कार
Premium Member
She's been unable to find a lawyer willing to defend
her against these serious charges, of which her guilt
is all but certain.

'Unable to find a lawyer?' 'Guilt?'

Sorry, my client, @JustGeorge, is merely charged with the crime, as you kindly pointed out in your paragraph of contrary statements. Like you and every other citizen in this country, she is presumed innocent until proven guilty. I know that's not the way it works in the media, but it is legally how it works.

Authorities have found mud
& grass in @JustGeorge's sink, which is a grave threat
to public health.

Interesting that the authorities found the mud and grass in the sink. If mud and grass---such harmless things---are merely present in a sink, how is that in any way a threat to public health? There is no connection between the inside of her sink and public health. Washing grass down the sink that has poison on it might be a threat to public health, but there is no indication that my client was going to do such a thing. Additionally, depending on how much mud was in the sink, washing mud down the sink would clog the pipes. I doubt my client or her husband would seriously want that.

She also hangs the toilet paper roll such that it hangs
down against the wall.

There is no law anywhere in the State of Iowa that states a resident cannot hang his or her bath tissue roll that way.

The case of The State of Iowa vs. George will easily be lost by the former party if not be quickly dismissed by the judge. And, if I were the chief of police in her city, I would dismiss the officers who made this into the laughable hype that it is.

@JustGeorge, we'll celebrate your vindication over pizza after the trial. :sunglasses:
 

SA Huguenot

Well-Known Member
'Unable to find a lawyer?' 'Guilt?'

Sorry, my client, @JustGeorge, is merely charged with the crime, as you kindly pointed out in your paragraph of contrary statements. Like you and every other citizen in this country, she is presumed innocent until proven guilty. I know that's not the way it works in the media, but it is legally how it works.



Interesting that the authorities found the mud and grass in the sink. If mud and grass---such harmless things---are merely present in a sink, how is that in any way a threat to public health? There is no connection between the inside of her sink and public health. Washing grass down the sink that has poison on it might be a threat to public health, but there is no indication that my client was going to do such a thing. Additionally, depending on how much mud was in the sink, washing mud down the sink would clog the pipes. I doubt my client or her husband would seriously want that.



There is no law anywhere in the State of Iowa that states a resident cannot hang his or her bath tissue roll that way.

The case of The State of Iowa vs. George will easily be lost by the former party if not be quickly dismissed by the judge. And, if I were the chief of police in her city, I would dismiss the officers who made this into the laughable hype that it is.

@JustGeorge, we'll celebrate your vindication over pizza after the trial. :sunglasses:
Further evidence by the Police investigation showed that the accused attempted to get rid of her hydroponics farm when the police arrived at her propperty.
Most of the "GRASS" was lost, but a handfull remained behind as evidence.
The defence attorney for the accused is playing foul tricks and demands that the GRASS first dry out to determine if the limited grams permitted to carry by a person, was within legal limits.
The state prosecuter refused this request, and further investigation is underway to attain a search warrent to go through her laundry.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
@JustGeorge spray painted street signs, renaming streets to musicians of 90s hard rock, alt, grunge, and weird bands. She now lives on S. Weiland Street. She's planning on letting an impressionable little black girl take the heat.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
@JustGeorge spray painted street signs, renaming streets to musicians of 90s hard rock, alt, grunge, and weird bands. She now lives on S. Weiland Street. She's planning on letting an impressionable little black girl take the heat.

Nah... I'll let Ares take the heat. He loves controversy.
 

mangalavara

नमस्कार
Premium Member
Further evidence by the Police investigation showed that the accused attempted to get rid of her hydroponics farm when the police arrived at her propperty.

The 'evidence' does not show anything yet. The jury will look at it and determine what happened while taking into account many other factors.

Most of the "GRASS" was lost, but a handfull remained behind as evidence.

Evidence of what, that my client likes the Spider Flower?

The defence attorney for the accused is playing foul tricks and demands that the GRASS first dry out to determine if the limited grams permitted to carry by a person, was within legal limits.

If there is fake news, this is it.

The state prosecuter refused this request, and further investigation is underway to attain a search warrent to go through her laundry.

The state is going to feel as silly as it sounds. :wink:

[Edit: Judging by how serious I sound in these posts, I reckon I could play a lawyer on television. Lol.]
 
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