RF Petition: Revoltingest For Mayor

[Revoltingest]

Never trust a politician willing to bribe. More for my case against you. ... but ... pssst... On a side note, do you want to know my price ... its just one vote, but still.

Sorry....I never trust a voter who won't take a bribe.

 

[Vinayaka]

I didn't say I wouldn't take a bribe, just that it would have to be a big one. I'm not sure of the GDP in Revoltistan. I wouldn't want a nasty deflation problem anywhere in America, including R'..stan.

 

[Revoltingest]

I didn't say I wouldn't take a bribe, just that it would have to be a big one. I'm not sure of the GDP in Revoltistan. I wouldn't want a nasty deflation problem anywhere in America, including R'..stan.

We could talk about 2 frubals.....but everyone who votes for me will then want the same.
I need to avoid runaway bribe inflation.

 

[Vinayaka]

Frubals? You need to come up with something better than that. Its been done, and I've given you some just for the jokes, let alone the supposed 'upcoming leadership' some other Canuck suggested. How about a vow to go off bacon for a week. Now that would impress me.

 

[Revoltingest]

How does "Vice Mayor" sound?
(You'd be in charge of vice.)
If you can get yourself nominated, then I'm OK with it.
(Wirey already has dibs on Chief of Police.)

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm sorry, but I have to refuse any and all suggestions of any or all public offices. Regarding vice, I have none, and would have no clue what one was. Lice, rice, dice, nice, mice, ... those I have an eagle's inkling about. But vice is beyond me. Politicians disgust me so much that if I became associated with one, soon there wouldn't be another mirror in the house, because I'd bust it just looking at the unenviable dethpicable creature I had become..and Boss would kick me out of more than the bed.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm sorry, but I have to refuse any and all suggestions of any or all public offices. Regarding vice, I have none, and would have no clue what one was. Lice, rice, dice, nice, mice, ... those I have an eagle's inkling about. But vice is beyond me. Politicians disgust me so much that if I became associated with one, soon there wouldn't be another mirror in the house, because I'd bust it just looking at the unenviable dethpicable creature I had become..and Boss would kick me out of more than the bed.

I could post a compromising pic of Wirey for you?
I could tell you Ssainhu's secret?
I could give you 4consideration's measurements?
I could tell you where Vinayaka stashes his.....oops....skip this one.
I could tell you Savagewind's weakness?

 

[Vinayaka]

No, he lives in the same city as me!
No, what good is any secret, if its not a secret?
Maybe, I might consider that. Is 4consideration female?
Long gone down the drain, that stuff.
No. Telling of another's weakness is only something real politicians do. Not make-believe ones.

 

[Revoltingest]

No, he lives in the same city as me!

My condolences.

No, what good is any secret, if its not a secret?

Just don't tell anyone else.

Maybe, I might consider that. Is 4consideration female?

Yes, she is......now.

Long gone down the drain, that stuff.
No. Telling of another's weakness is only something real politicians do. Not make-believe ones.

Well, here's a freebie....green kryptonite.

 

[Awoon]

Nope cant go along with anyone from that State up north. Fer get about it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Nope cant go along with anyone from that State up north. Fer get about it.

I was born in Ohio (Cincinnati), if that helps.
And I'll be traveling thru Ohion a few times this fall.

 

[Awoon]

I was born in Ohio (Cincinnati), if that helps.
And I'll be traveling thru Ohion a few times this fall.

Campaign trip?