this suggests a topic for your segment: "sport" or "game"
- poo flinging
- darts
- curling
- beer pong
- chess
- soccer
I wonder if some sort of combo sport could be invented.
I can see the crowd flinging poo at beer pong swilling soccer players. Instead of red cards, the refs throw darts at any dissenting individuals.
Not sure how chess and curling fit, really, but perhaps penalty shots are taken on ice??