Lets say we throw all our RF members in a convention hall together. How will that work? What will go on? Who will start the food fights? Who will clog the toilets? (We all know
@Revoltingest will be the one unclogging them.) Who will spike the punch(and with what)? We already know
@Secret Chief and
@Dan From Smithville will bring cake... but who's will be better? Will windows be broken? Tapestries woven? How would this all work?
I will bring a delicious three-layer divine cake with divinity icing.
This starts a very long debate over which cake will taste better— the science cake or the divine cake.
Members will ask for proof that each cake tastes good. The science cake will have its theory that it simply evolved into existence, etc. The divine cake will have the list of ingredients, plus my statement that I know the divine cake tastes delicious.
Although the ingredients of the divine cake are common, not all members have tasted each ingredient or know what they taste like blended together. I will be asked to prove that I tasted the cake at home, and to prove that my taste buds were correct in telling me the cake tasted delicious. I must provide evidence! A statement is not evidence!
There will be another debate on whether the three layers of the divine cake are ‘three layers of essence in one cake’ or is ‘each layer considered a separate cake?’ A few members will see only the middle layer.
I decide to hell with it, which starts a debate on whether or not hell exists. I pick up my delicious cake and I go find a party that enjoys it without argument.