So, come on now. We all knew that sooner or later RF would be turned into a reality TV show.
The drama of hot members discussing the merits of religion!
The tension of intellectual discussions being sidetracked by new members posting about erection medication!
The high comedy of Revoltingest getting his arm stuck down a toilet!
The simple fact that everything else has already been done!
If we want RF to be a successful reality show, though, we need to cast it carefully. There are certain 'roles' that need to be fulfilled on any good reality show (and all the bad ones, near as I can tell). So who fills these roles, and why?? And please, PLEASE remember, this is a joke thread...so get your funny on, and try not to hurt feelings. Or I'll evict ya!
The Guy/Girl Who is Not Here to Make Friends
The bad guy/girl. The one who is brutal, and who doesn't care if others think they're nasty. You could also see them as honest, and unwilling to *****-foot around. Direct. Not playing the game of reality tv. Apart from the fact that they went through the audition process, of course.
The Meltdown
Someone ready to go off tap at a moment's notice. This could be due to alchohol (Sunstone, Alceste, and myself have all been known to post under the influence, for example), or pressure points that drive them bat-guano crazy momentarily.
We're not looking for trolls or incoherent ramblers. That's too easy. We're looking for sensible folk who lose their junk occasionally. Hopefully in an amusing way.
The Dramatic Eviction Prince/Princess
We need someone that is going to turn their eviction into a ratings bonanza. We want tears. We want proclamations of eternal friendship, or lifelong hatred. We want fist-pumping when others are booted, and righteous indignation when on the receiving end.
The A-gamer
We need someone willing to bring their A-game. Or at least, someone willing to spend half the show telling the camera that they're bringing their A-game. Whether they actually do or not is kinda beside the point.
The eye candy
Male or female, we're not fussy. Who is going to take the role of eye candy on the show? Lot's of super slo-mo shots, flicking hair during debates over the veracity of the Old Testament, long, sideways glances at the Tree of Life in the back garden...that sorta thing.
The hookup (2 roles)
We need a couple who bridge their differences on the show, and fall helplessly (and hopelessly) in love. Preferably, they should be in relationships on the outside, as this will add to exposure in gossip magazines. All relationship types accepted, but would prefer only humans involved due to potential lawsuits.
The People's Chamption
Finally, we need an everyman or everywoman. Someone who seems grounded, likeable, and normal (in other words, completely different to the rest of the cast).
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Please note, some of these roles (bit not the descriptions) were taken from the following site;
The Top Reality Show Cliches | The Joe Schmo Show | SPIKE
So, come on! 8 roles, 8 posters. Who would you put on the casting couch!
The drama of hot members discussing the merits of religion!
The tension of intellectual discussions being sidetracked by new members posting about erection medication!
The high comedy of Revoltingest getting his arm stuck down a toilet!
The simple fact that everything else has already been done!
If we want RF to be a successful reality show, though, we need to cast it carefully. There are certain 'roles' that need to be fulfilled on any good reality show (and all the bad ones, near as I can tell). So who fills these roles, and why?? And please, PLEASE remember, this is a joke thread...so get your funny on, and try not to hurt feelings. Or I'll evict ya!
The Guy/Girl Who is Not Here to Make Friends
The bad guy/girl. The one who is brutal, and who doesn't care if others think they're nasty. You could also see them as honest, and unwilling to *****-foot around. Direct. Not playing the game of reality tv. Apart from the fact that they went through the audition process, of course.
The Meltdown
Someone ready to go off tap at a moment's notice. This could be due to alchohol (Sunstone, Alceste, and myself have all been known to post under the influence, for example), or pressure points that drive them bat-guano crazy momentarily.
We're not looking for trolls or incoherent ramblers. That's too easy. We're looking for sensible folk who lose their junk occasionally. Hopefully in an amusing way.
The Dramatic Eviction Prince/Princess
We need someone that is going to turn their eviction into a ratings bonanza. We want tears. We want proclamations of eternal friendship, or lifelong hatred. We want fist-pumping when others are booted, and righteous indignation when on the receiving end.
The A-gamer
We need someone willing to bring their A-game. Or at least, someone willing to spend half the show telling the camera that they're bringing their A-game. Whether they actually do or not is kinda beside the point.
The eye candy
Male or female, we're not fussy. Who is going to take the role of eye candy on the show? Lot's of super slo-mo shots, flicking hair during debates over the veracity of the Old Testament, long, sideways glances at the Tree of Life in the back garden...that sorta thing.
The hookup (2 roles)
We need a couple who bridge their differences on the show, and fall helplessly (and hopelessly) in love. Preferably, they should be in relationships on the outside, as this will add to exposure in gossip magazines. All relationship types accepted, but would prefer only humans involved due to potential lawsuits.
The People's Chamption
Finally, we need an everyman or everywoman. Someone who seems grounded, likeable, and normal (in other words, completely different to the rest of the cast).
===================================================
Please note, some of these roles (bit not the descriptions) were taken from the following site;
The Top Reality Show Cliches | The Joe Schmo Show | SPIKE
So, come on! 8 roles, 8 posters. Who would you put on the casting couch!
