RF Royalty

[crossfire]

And are you the village idiot dearie?

(*for a village idiot she seems underqualified. much too clever.... still*)


oh!... and have a nice shiny apple, on me.





:witch:

Have a cookie. (got it from the Royal Cook)

 

[NIX]

Have a cookie. (got it from the Royal Cook)

Ohhhh.... I like this girl. "Would you like to come and be my little princess darling?"
*Pulls beautiful shimmering tiara out of her bag*

And so many cookies for you! Of all varieties! Sprinkles, fillings, icings, chips! After you've eaten your apple slices of course. Cookies are desert. Apples are dinner.

 

[crossfire]

Ohhhh.... I like this girl. "Would you like to come and be my little princess darling?"
*Pulls beautiful shimmering tiara out of her bag*

And so many cookies for you! Of all varieties! Sprinkles, fillings, icings, chips! After you've eaten your apple slices of course. Cookies are desert. Apples are dinner.

I remember something about not eating apples, especially if a snake offers it. You don't look like a snake, though....

 

[NIX]

I remember something about not eating apples, especially if a snake offers it. You don't look like a snake, though....

Yes love... but mine are GOLDEN apples. So beautiful and shining and Royal! Fit for a Princess!

Still if you prefer, we shall only eat cookies for now... and have tea.

 

[Rakhel]

Thinks.... if they were trying to hide the idiot princess (or prince) from an evil witch... they would disguise her....


yes. Libraries, conservatories and honor role lists....


*cackles*

Have a cookie. (got it from the Royal Cook)

Dammit!!! Those cookies are losing their desired effect. .

Followed the recipe....
Know I did
Was designed to hide the girl.

What went wrong....
What went wrong....
The Royals'll have my head for this...

Hmmmmm looks like someone changed the recipe....
Hmmmmmm Who was last in my kitchen?

 

[9Westy9]

Your majesty. I'd be wary of ALL of these practicioners of the forbidden black magic art, it appears the Fairy Witch Nix may be behind this scourge of treason. Even this amulet may be accursed.

You should immediately grant your Royal Treasurer (much greater) emergency powers to combat this dire situation, as the vast powers of the Sorcerers will require a great deal of funding to root out, let alone infiltrate their complex network of underground witchery.

You clearly just want the extra money for more booze

Even noble Gjallarhorn's loyalty is under dispute??!! Is there anybody left to trust?

If sufficient evidence supports this news you brought me, you can consider this nation at war. War with any sorcerers of evil that have thought they could harm our kingdom.

And you will have all the financial backing you'd need then to prepare the armies.

War you say? *sharpens lightning bolts*

 

[NIX]

Dammit!!! Those cookies are losing their desired effect. .

Followed the recipe....
Know I did
Was designed to hide the girl.

What went wrong....
What went wrong....
The Royals'll have my head for this...

Hmmmmm looks like someone changed the recipe....
Hmmmmmm Who was last in my kitchen?

"Bonjour, Cookie!" :flirt: "Mon Cherie!"
"Je suis zeee ... new French maid.
Madamoiselle Seri!
May I clean ze baking pans por vous?!"

 

[Shermana]

You clearly just want the extra money for more booze



War you say? *sharpens lightning bolts*

Quiet. You obviously want to benefit off this too!

 

[NIX]

You clearly just want the extra money for more booze



War you say? *sharpens lightning bolts*

......*Searches the depths of her scrying bowl*....money... booze... lightening bolts....Signs of a party?

 

[Shermana]

......*Searches the depths of her scrying bowl*....money... booze... lightening bolts....Signs of a party?

Aha! A great idea.

We will arrange a Royal party of Royal proportions...

And then when we get a little "Truth Serum" (aka Booze) in the suspects, we'll see what kind of traitorous secrets they may reveal.

 

[NIX]

Ahhhh... a Royal Rave! *Prepares trance-hypnotic glow sticks*
*and looks through closet of black threads* "what shall I wear?!"

 

[Shermana]

Dammit!!! Those cookies are losing their desired effect. .

Followed the recipe....
Know I did
Was designed to hide the girl.

What went wrong....
What went wrong....
The Royals'll have my head for this...

Hmmmmm looks like someone changed the recipe....
Hmmmmmm Who was last in my kitchen?

Oh sorry about that, I had to change all the recipes to cheaper stuff to make room for the booze budget, had no idea it would mess up your plan.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

War you say? *sharpens lightning bolts*

Well that would explain the conjunction...:thud:

 

[NIX]

Oh sorry about that, I had to change all the recipes to cheaper stuff to make room for the booze budget, had no idea it would mess up your plan.

We're gunna need miss marple in here soon.

 

[Rakhel]

"Bonjour, Cookie!" :flirt: "Mon Cherie!"
"Je suis zeee ... new French maid.
Madamoiselle Seri!
May I clean ze baking pans por vous?!"

IF I told you once, I've told you twice. Get your feather duster out of my souffle and get back to tickling the king's butt!
Man has some strange fetishes.:yes:

Oh sorry about that, I had to change all the recipes to cheaper stuff to make room for the booze budget, had no idea it would mess up your plan.

You did what?!
With our asking??!:verymad:


*Starts sharpening the cleaver*
OH Mister Treasurer....
Can you help me get something out of the oven:flirt:

 

[Wirey]

Alright, who's going to be the cleaning wench? This castle is disgusting! Who left that pile of dead Frenchmen in the corner? They ain't gonna bury themselves!

 

[4consideration]

Alright, who's going to be the cleaning wench? This castle is disgusting! Who left that pile of dead Frenchmen in the corner? They ain't gonna bury themselves!

Where the **** have you been? Do you know what those kids have been up to while you were gone?

 

[Wirey]

Where the **** have you been? Do you know what those kids have been up to while you were gone?

Yes:

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Sam Roberts - Them Kids - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

Why so doubtful, beloved mother?

'Tis merely an amulet, to protect thy worthy spirit from the wickedness looming around us. I had our court magician Gjallarhorn make it specially for thee.

I'm just worried about my royal mother, that is all.

I fear it's meant to influence my heart. My heart needs no influence but that of a mother's love. The jewels best kept close to my heart are my own dear children.

 

[Panda]

As Royal Boozeologist I must announce that to avoid DOOOM there must be at least a week of drinking to appease the God of Beer, Sunstone!