Say Something Really, Really Offensive

[ChristineES]

I will start:

Ohhhhh, fiddlesticks!

 

[Klaufi_Wodensson]

Me next! *********************************************************************************************************!

 

[Revoltingest]

Barsh, flimshaw! Criminy! Dang! Consarn it! Piffle! Pish posh! Balderdash! Rats! Sweet jumping Jesus! Fiddle faddle! Codswallop! Hogwash!

This priest & this rabbi were driving down the road, when the priest takes detour past a......

You'll have to take my word for it that what follows is the most offensive joke I know.
(And does anyone doubt my familiarity with offensive?)

 

[Kathryn]

Christine, you are a flitterygibbity little...girl.

Revoltingest, you are a dang goober.

Klaufi, you really chap my hide.

Now every one of you can just kiss my grits, you jack wagons.

 

[Venatoris]

“I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.”

 

[Revoltingest]

How do you bury a 6 foot Texan in a 5 foot coffin?

Give him an enema first.

Why were there so many heroes at the Alamo?

It didn't have a back door.

 

[Aquitaine]

The Tet Offensive.

 

[ChristineES]

Ohhhh, Dadburn it! And Kathryn, you are flippin' so-and-so, and yo mamma wears high heeled sneakers- so there!

 

[Father Heathen]

Your race, religion and/or nationality smells like poo poo.

 

[YmirGF]

Barack Obama is the most brilliantest President evah.

Keith Olberman is the bestest journalistia evah...

 

[Caladan]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Zardoz]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

 

[blackout]

Your race, religion and/or nationality smells like poo poo.

Oh yeah?! Well YOUR race, religion AND nationality smell like poo poo.
So do your mamma and your kitten.

 

[blackout]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

YOU watch what you say!

This is supposed to be a JOKE thread. :sarcastic




*hits the report button, calls the ACLU, and curses all of Zardos' appliances* :yes:

 

[HonestJoe]

The Twilight films are the pinnacle of the cinematic art and their creators should be celebrated as such.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm an atheist.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mosque.
New one.
Guess where?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Jimmy Dean

 

[angellous_evangellous]

OOOO I can outdo myself.

Here's a heresy: Darius Rucker is a country singer.

*that just makes me feel dirty*

 

[Verdadero]

What the french, toast? Who you callin a cootie queen you lint licker