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Say Something Really, Really Offensive
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angellous_evangellous
Guest
Go Cubs!
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Everybody's child isn't special and destined for greatness.
More than half of all children are below average.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
And average is marginally functional.
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
Yo mamma....
"You know you're a redneck when you yell "hey, take a look at this before I flush"- Jeff Foxworthy (paraphrased by ChristineES)
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YouTube - Grease me up woman!
YouTube - Grease me up woman!
Smoke
Done here.
1) John F. Kennedy wasn't a great president.
2) Neil Diamond was always better than the Beatles.
3) C.S. Lewis was not a great thinker, and is only mistaken for a great thinker because every other Evangelical thinker has been even worse.
4) People with Christian fish stickers on their cars are almost invariably lousy drivers.
5) Most women are pretending to be dumber than they really are. Anybody who can operate a sewing machine can learn to install a dishwasher, frame a house, change the oil in her car, and operate a universal remote.
6) Staying informed about politics and current events hardly ever improves the quality of anybody's life to even the slightest degree.
7) There's no good reason to have a minimum legal drinking age.
8) Sex offender registries are a waste of time and resources.
9) Saying you should only have sex with someone you really love makes exactly as much sense as saying you should only have lunch with someone you really love.
10) I don't give a damn about anybody's self-esteem. Most people already have more than they're entitled to.
2) Neil Diamond was always better than the Beatles.
3) C.S. Lewis was not a great thinker, and is only mistaken for a great thinker because every other Evangelical thinker has been even worse.
4) People with Christian fish stickers on their cars are almost invariably lousy drivers.
5) Most women are pretending to be dumber than they really are. Anybody who can operate a sewing machine can learn to install a dishwasher, frame a house, change the oil in her car, and operate a universal remote.
6) Staying informed about politics and current events hardly ever improves the quality of anybody's life to even the slightest degree.
7) There's no good reason to have a minimum legal drinking age.
8) Sex offender registries are a waste of time and resources.
9) Saying you should only have sex with someone you really love makes exactly as much sense as saying you should only have lunch with someone you really love.
10) I don't give a damn about anybody's self-esteem. Most people already have more than they're entitled to.
Canadians use corn syrup & uranium mash in their maple syrup.
Venatoris
Active Member
Damn right we do! How else would we survive 10 months of winter? At -40, a Parka only delays the inevitable.:cold:
Hey! That's not offensive. You're violating the dictates of the OP!
Klaufi_Wodensson
Vinlandic Warrior
You just violated it too you bimbo!
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
我將前往得克薩斯州。其餘的你可以去地獄
Google Translate.
Google Translate.
Much better.....you garfy poodle fluffer's assistant!
Venatoris
Active Member
Dammit! You're right. Well, I guess there's a first time for everything.
Texas schmexus.....their most revered fort was named after a rental car company!
Klaufi_Wodensson
Vinlandic Warrior
A second time you fartknocker!
Smoke
Done here.
我寧願去地獄比得克薩斯州。