Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[enchanted_one1975]

gzusfrk picks his nose

Can we get back to Morse and me doing...Err...Well...now?

 

[Draka]

enchanted_one only wants people to talk about him doing...Err...Well...because he can't...Err...Well...and it's his way of living vicariously though RF.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Draka knows about my inability to...Err...Well...because I am stuck at work for three months at a time away from my family. She knows this because she spies on me.

 

[Morse]

Enchanted_One molests the atmosphere with his ocular organs.

 

[monta]

Morse eats the partially used soapbars found in public bathrooms :cover:

 

[Morse]

Monta made me marry melinda merrily last monday!

 

[MSizer]

Monta's deepest desires are exposed by her vicarious life made up of fantastic delusions of Morse. As her imagination grows bolder, Monta guards the door for Morse while he indulges in return for a small share of his collected treats.

 

[monta]

Msizer is a fur trapper

 

[Morse]

Monta is actually a golem composed of tulips, animated by pagan magics.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Morse hangs out with Pagan magicians.

 

[Morse]

(I wish!)

Enchanted_One doesn't know whether or not he's on top when we... Err... Well...

 

[Quagmire]

Morse doesn't finish his sentences.

 

[Morse]

Quagmire doesn't finish his vegetables.

 

[Quagmire]

Morse does things with his vegetables that would get him arrested at most farmers markets.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Quagmire wishes he could do things with Morse, me, and vegetables.

 

[Quagmire]

Enchanted One had his heart broken by a head of lettuce.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Quagmire had his toe broken by a wild carrot.

 

[Quagmire]

Time out: Just to get this straight once and for all; who here is a he and who's a she?

Because you guys keep changing genders on me (that's the scandalous thing I had to say to keep this thread on track)

 

[Quagmire]

Oh never mind ya bunch of trans-posters.

everybody in this thread is gender neutral.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

...who here is a he and who's a she?

I'm a he...I am just a she if I am wined and dined first.