JMorris
Democratic Socialist
and i appreciate it:drool:
*edit* but what are you doing in the woods watching EO collect bugs while naked?
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and i appreciate it:drool:
*edit* but what are you doing in the woods watching EO collect bugs while naked?
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
JMorris eats naked bugs.
JMorris
Democratic Socialist
EO serves the bugs to me while naked
JMorris
Democratic Socialist
there isnt anything scandalous about that, atleast, thats how me and my friends feel down at the "I hate Jesus" Lodge.
Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
MSizer swallows baby ferrets whole.
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enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
te_lanus has stolen my clothes so I have to run around the woods naked while I search for bugs.
monta
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Jmorris only eats worm hearts on toast, he is frequently seen outside bait shops waiting for them to dispose of the decaying buckets of dead worms so he can load them onto his four wheel and take them home to painstakingly fillet them and make them into a pâté by simmering them in a flat bottomed pan for 3 minutes then crushing them in a garlic crusher, he then spreads them thinly onto toast, wholegrain, to mask the grit, and adds a splash of tobasco (he is from Texas 
) he often consumes seven or eight of these ''epicurean delights'' at a sitting. Preparing his ''feasts'' is a very time consuming activity and he has not been able to hold down a job for the past 7 years because of it.
) he often consumes seven or eight of these ''epicurean delights'' at a sitting. Preparing his ''feasts'' is a very time consuming activity and he has not been able to hold down a job for the past 7 years because of it.
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monta
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Msizer is actually a faded southern belle, whose idea of scandal is subtle inferrences and a coyly raised eyebrow. ''He'' gets the vapours about seven times a day when reading rf posts and has been known to faint outright if UV is online. He has overcome this little inconvenience by keeping a bottle of smelling salts on hand while he types and employing a young child work a large reed fan during his log in sessions.
monta
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Quagmire has been doing eggnog slammers pretty much round the clock since thanks giving , they are pretty diluted but at the rate of 1 an hour with no sleep he is kind of messed up , which accounts for the incoherence of his posting. This is his usual christmas ritual and will continue until new years day (Chinese new year that is )
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
Monta ate my pet jellyfish.
monta
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Monta ate my pet jellyfish.
I only ate 1 of them you can have the others back if you frubal me,
otherwise
monta
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Enchanted one wasn't born in 1975 it was the year he killed his first hitchhiker, he relishes the memory and relives it in the blogosphere under several different usernames, he also sends a letter to the widow of the man he killed on the anniversary, with some morsel of the decaying body of his victim enclosed within it. This year it is a fingernail.