Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[monta]

Draka has been stalking Jeaneane Garofalo on a pretty consistant basis for 9 years now. Jeaneane is to this day unaware that while under a general anesthetic at the dentist, Draka broke in held the dentist and staff at gunpoint and had a Lithunian tattoo artist inscribe the words ''Property of Draka'' in the fold of flesh below her left buttock. The ink for the tattoo was partially comprised of Drakas saliva and ground hair from her ladyshaver.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

monta invented toaster pastries

 

[monta]

Orias alphabetises his cupboard and will only eat foods starting with the same letter as the day of the week, Mango Monday , Tomatoe Tuesday, Watermelon Wednesday and Tofurky Thursday are fine but Fava Friday plays havoc with his gastro intestinal tract and causes him to go into Spam Saturday and Sunday with great trepidation.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

monta invented OCD in an attempt to sell more Spam

 

[monta]

Enchanted_one has been raising a brood of aligators in the basement of his home for the last year, he has to get home at least once a week to feed them, he has told SC that it is a temple to his god and she is not allowed into the room.

 

[Draka]

monta is secretly in love with me and has gone about having her own bum tattooed with "Property of Draka" on it and she keeps sending me pictures of the tattoo along with disturbing little love notes.

 

[Orias]

Orias alphabetises his cupboard and will only eat foods starting with the same letter as the day of the week, Mango Monday , Tomatoe Tuesday, Watermelon Wednesday and Tofurky Thursday are fine but Fava Friday plays havoc with his gastro intestinal tract and causes him to go into Spam Saturday and Sunday with great trepidation.

I admire your summary.

However

Monta likes to spank his bum and bounce up and down to the comic of Happy Noodle Boy by JTHM.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Monta likes to spank his bum and bounce up and down to the comic of Happy Noodle Boy by JTHM.

Orias thinks monta is male.

 

[monta]

Orias thinks monta is male.

I think he might be dysexic

Enchanted_one thinks he is male.

 

[Panda]

Monta's DP is actually monta. She get fed up of being a young white girl so became an old black man.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Panda clogged my toilet and just left it without saying anything.

 

[Panda]

I was chatting to EO the other day and he didn't hit on me or anyone.

 

[Revoltingest]

Panda hates the taste of bamboo, preferring haggis.

 

[Panda]

Panda hates the taste of bamboo, preferring haggis.

This is meant to be scandalous of course I prefer Haggis I'm a Scottish Panda

Revoltingest is gingerist.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Panda actually likes when I hit on him. :yes:

 

[Sirktas]

This is meant to be scandalous of course I prefer Haggis I'm a Scottish Panda

Revoltingest is gingerist.

Panda wears underwear under his kilt.

 

[Draka]

Sirktas prefers to wear silky pink panties with lace trim. He says they make him feel pretty.

 

[Panda]

Sirktas prefers to wear silky pink panties with lace trim. He says they make him feel pretty.

Draka thinks kids are a curse.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Panda mixes ketchup with his vegemite.

 

[Panda]

Panda mixes ketchup with his vegemite.

EO mixes coke with his whiskey and as is proper for this crime now faces the death penalty.