Mystic is jealous that Trout now fancies Smokeless & me.
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- Thread starter Sunstone
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Revoltingest is paying me to say that.
Mystic is upset that I faxed her only a One dollar bill.
I'm telling Mrs. Revoltingest.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Mystic likes to stuff trout in her pants.
Didn't we already cover this?
Kilgore stalks me everywhere and I'm getting really annoyed with it since he won't shut up and leave me alone and I'm ready to beat him up.
*whew*
That wasn't anything scandalous as much as it was a rant. Had to get that off my chest. :yes:
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Oh yeah, Mystic likes to stuff trout in her bra too.
Smokeless Indica
<3 Damian Edward Nixon <3
Kilgore wants to smoke me too.
So does Mystic.
So does Mystic.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Smokeless just handed me rolling papers.
Smokeless Indica
<3 Damian Edward Nixon <3
Rolling Papers? Ha, you don't smoke me out of rolling papers, you smoke me out of wraps.
FlyingTeaPot
Irrational Rationalist. Educated Fool.
Smokeless has a weird way of making even the most obscene things sound erotic.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Flying TeaPot has a way of making even the most erotic things sound obscene.
Smokeless Indica
<3 Damian Edward Nixon <3
Flying TeaPot get's turned on by a plant...
Jeremy Mason
Well-Known Member
Smokeless Indica mailed the pot petition, instead of her check to her utilities company and is wondering why her electricity is turned off.
Jeremy Mason is the heiress to the Mason Jar fortune.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
When Revoltingest killed those poor helpless kitties, he skinned them to wear there fur as gloves, and he kept the skulls to display them as trophies.
When Revoltingest killed those poor helpless kitties, he skinned them to wear there fur as gloves, and he kept the skulls to display them as trophies.
Shadow wrote the song, "See My Vest", for Mr Burns.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/17102/the-simpsons-mr-burns-see-my-vest
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Revoltingest is really only mildly revolting.
Kilgore Trout used to have "Trouser" for a first name, but wisely changed it.
Smokeless Indica
<3 Damian Edward Nixon <3
Revoltingest is jealous because Kilgore gives me his "Trout" every night and only gives it to him every now and then.