Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[Revoltingest]

Because Ninerbuff keeps trying to steal it!

 

[Rakhel]

Revotingest believes there is something in his brain worth stealing.
We all know better.

 

[Revoltingest]

Rakhel wants my limerick stash kept in the bottom drawer of my brain.

 

[Draka]

That's not the only stash he has in his bottom drawer.

 

[Comet]

Draka has two staches... on above and one below the waist..... Rvoltingest told me so.

 

[ninerbuff]

Comet uses his icy body to reduce the swelling in Richard Simmons joints.

 

[blackout]

ninerbuff learned all of his body building techniques
from Richard Simmons' VHS Series
"Sweatin' With the Oldies".

 

[Draka]

UV is in all the old "Sweatin' To The Oldies" videos.

 

[blackout]

UV is in all the old "Sweatin' To The Oldies" videos.

Draka thinks it was me because she was on set
as Richard Simmons hair dresser. :areyoucra

(but really couldn't be sure through all the spray and frizz)

 

[Kilgore Trout]

UV doesn't make white things glow.

 

[ninerbuff]

KT is so ugly, he wears a hoodie so he doesn't have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

 

[Draka]

ninerbuff has actually been stuck in that pose since he joined the forum. He has someone else type for him when he wants to post.

 

[ninerbuff]

Draka's hopes that her baby turns out like Rev.

 

[Draka]

Draka's hopes that her baby turns out like Rev.

Which only makes ninerbuff jealous because he thought for sure I'd hope for a baby like him. As if.

 

[ninerbuff]

Draka can't fathom that her baby can't reach my eliteness.

 

[Draka]

Draka can't fathom that her baby can't reach my eliteness.

Aww, poor ninerbuff has gone all delusional again. Delusions of grandeur plague him endlessly.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ninerbuff is such a dedicated bodybuilder that he wants Draka to rename herself Maria & then marry him...
...& then he'll cheat on her with the maid, who is Vendetta clad only in a skimpy French frilly (but macho) apron.
Since Vendetta is not fecund in that way, Kilgore Trout will be the love child who looks suspiciously like Ninerbuff.
They will all move to Revoltistan where they will serve as my machinery museum minions, & live happily ever after.

 

[ninerbuff]

Revoltingest just realized that he sucks at writing fairy tales.

 

[Revoltingest]

Revoltingest just realized that he sucks at writing fairy tales.

I'm still Ninerbuff's favorite author.

 

[Draka]

Revoltingest writes baby books.