Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[Draka]

Adramelek comes over to my place every so often just to perch in one of my windows with a camera. He has quite the collection of photos of Revoltingest. I don't bother to ask him why he keeps so many.

 

[Revoltingest]

Adramelek comes over to my place every so often just to perch in one of my windows with a camera. He has quite the collection of photos of Revoltingest. I don't bother to ask him why he keeps so many.

When Draka sees my photos, she calls me because I always answer with "Giggety, giggety, goo!".
Then she collapses in a paroxysm of passion.

 

[Draka]

When Draka sees my photos, she calls me because I always answer with "Giggety, giggety, goo!".
Then she collapses in a paroxysm of passion.

Well, Revoltingest just is so damn sexy. :faint: Giggety giggety.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, Revoltingest just is so damn sexy. :faint: Giggety giggety.

Draka has very low standards....very very low.

 

[Draka]

Draka has very low standards....very very low.

I must, if I'm ogling pictures of you.

 

[Revoltingest]

Draka sometimes says scandalous things about herself, instead of the prior poster.
This is the most scandalous offense of all! She risks having Angellous refusing her parentage.
She will have to settle for Ninerbuff & Vendetta being her parental units.

 

[Songbird]

Songbird just plays nice on here to mess with people and see how naive people on the internet are. In reality she's a chain smoking 68y/o crotchety haggard woman who cusses at kids who run through her yard.

QUIT YER RUNNING THROUGH MY YARD, YA DAMN KIDS!

And take yer ogling and sexy sexy elsewhere or I'll feebly shake my cane in the air.

 

[Revoltingest]

Songbird's cane has a button on it which exclaims "Help! I've fallen & I can't get up!" when pressed.

 

[Songbird]

Songbird's cane has a button on it which exclaims "Help! I've fallen & I can't get up!" when pressed.

Revoltingest likes pushing buttons, but so far has failed miserably in offending me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Songbird is so afflicted by dementia, that she forgot this thread is about scandalizing....not offending.
And she is so.....so......uh.....I forgot what scandalous thing I was going to say.

 

[Songbird]

Revoltingest picked up a bad case of dementia from a toilet seat.

How's that for scandalizing?

 

[Draka]

It was Songbird's toilet seat. Though what he was doing in her house while she was gone I have no clue.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you recall? You & I were to meet there & fasten all of her furniture to the ceiling.
Then, we'd hide until she gets home, & watch her try to put her groceries on an upside down table!

 

[Songbird]

As if that'd be unusual, R.

The weird part is how you knew where to find my hidden bacon and chocolate stash.

 

[Revoltingest]

Songbird hides her bacon & chocolate under her 1872 HN Fenning iron planer....knowing full well, that is the first place I'd look.

 

[Songbird]

It's funny Revoltingest mistook that particular item for an iron planer.

 

[Revoltingest]

Songbird only pretends to mistake an iron planer for something else.
Actually, her shop is a cranky old collection noisy belt driven machine tools...which she powers by forcing her husband to walk on a treadmill.

 

[ninerbuff]

Revoltingest attended a "hoe down" yesterday, but was disappointed he was the only one with a hoe.

 

[Revoltingest]

Revoltingest attended a "hoe down" yesterday, but was disappointed he was the only one with a hoe.

Ninerbuff suffered the embarrassment of bringing a dibble to the hoe down.
Fortunately, I lent him the spare hoe I brought, lest his manhood be challenged.

 

[ninerbuff]

Rev refuses to eat bacon with his hands until he scratches his butt first. That way he gets to the "aroma" onto the bacon.