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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Becky has 7 pairs of undies....Monday, Tueday, Wednesday....
Ninerbuff has 12 pairs of tighty whities.....January, February, March, April....
Vendetta just goes commando. Let's hope that a strong wind never lifts his kilt.
 

Gunny

Semper Fi
Vendetta decided to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. He mounted the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse sprang into action.

It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace but Vendetta began to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror Vendetta grabbed for the horse's mane but couldn't seem to get a firm grip. He tried to throw his arms around the horse's neck but kept sliding down the side of the horse.

The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his frail grip, Vendetta lept away from the horse to try and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot became entangled in the stirrup. Vendetta was now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head struck against the ground again and again.

As his head was battered against the ground he was mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager ran out to shut the horse machine off.
 
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Gunny should know, since he was next in line to ride the horse.
His experience on it was even worse than V's....he landed with his knickers down around his ankles, exposing his Hello Kitty undies.
 

Gunny

Semper Fi
Ninerbuff's favorite hobby is brushing his pet sheep Bubbles while drinking wine and listening to Barbara Streisand albums.
 

Penumbra

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Revoltingest has an absolutely enormous teddy bear collection.

Like, it's so big his neighbors are bothered by it and are figuring out if they can cite him for zoning violations.

It's all very unrevolting of him, and he's afraid of this being made public here for the sake of his image.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ninerbuff kisses frogs too.....no particular reason....he just likes them....a lot....in a very wrong way.
 
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