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[idav]

Idav mistakenly believes that I'm that cool!

Sure. Your secret that your really a celebrity A lister is safe with me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Idav is now Paris Hilton's main squeeze.
(Kim Kardashian is crushed!)

 

[Draka]

Revoltingest is really Perez Hilton.

 

[Revoltingest]

Guess which one is Draka!
(Hint: She finds the hairy guy hot, but rather forward.)

 

[Amechania]

That chimp is totally grabbing her boob!
Revoltingest is into bestiality.

 

[Revoltingest]

Amechania wishes he were the chimp.
Is it that he covets Draka, or that he covets me?

 

[Amechania]

Dude, I'm a chick. Yeah, alot of people think I'm a dude, but that doesn't change the fact.
Revoltingest wishes he was a chick that was mistaken for a dude who covets Draka.

(And, yeah, I wish I was that chimp. She is so hot.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Dude, I'm a chick. Yeah, alot of people think I'm a dude, but that doesn't change the fact.
Revoltingest wishes he was a chick that was mistaken for a dude who covets Draka.
(And, yeah, I wish I was that chimp. She is so hot.)

Amechania says she's a chick. But everyone knows that Groundskeeper Willie scares them away.

(I really gotta check that gender notation when dealing with newbies!)

 

[Amechania]

Groudskeeper Willie Revoltingest is a cutey.

 

[Revoltingest]

Amechania needs stronger glasses.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

revoltingest is cheating on me! how dare he! consequenses must be delt!

 

[Revoltingest]

Smokless Indica took away my smokes as punishment.
Hah! I don't smoke.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Revlotingest stopped smoking right before Smokeless Indica took his smoke.

 

[Old Scratch]

BeckyRose wants her boyfriend to carry around a hoe, & aloft hold.
(That groundskeepers are charismatic she believes.)

 

[Draka]

Old Scratch loves bunnies. He plays with them in fields of flowers. Curls up and sleeps with them at night. Nuzzles them close to his face and crinkles his nose and smiles endlessly with pure joy and happiness. He loves bunnies.

 

[Revoltingest]

Draka loves to help people, but sometimes it goes wrong.
(Gosh, she looks fit & trim!)

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Revoltingest only knows this because he is that guy she was helping.

 

[Old Scratch]

Revoltingest that way became, because BeckyRose his Sweet'N Low with sugar replaced!

 

[BeckyRose1998]

(Oh that's cold. xD )
Old Scratch is only thin because he's in Hell all the time and losing a lot of calories because of the heat.

 

[Revoltingest]

BeckyRose wanted to be Old Scratch's summer intern for school credit!
(She also thought it would look wicked cool on her resume.)