Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[Awoon]

Awoon can't bring himself to say something scandalous about Revoltingest. But I can...

The "Pope" is my friend

 

[Wirey]

Awoon is in love with the Pope!

 

[Amechania]

What's not to love? Such a handsome fellow. Wirey and Awoon sittin' in a tree, M-A-S-T-U-R-B.......

 

[Renji]

Amencha is having fantasies with wirey and awoon mast.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Amechania writes love poetry to Wirey.
(Don't we all? Well, I once did.)

 

[Revoltingest]

....I'd be willing to put my pig anus up against your's any day of the week!

4consideration just proposed frottage to me!

 

[Renji]

Amechania writes love poetry to Wirey.
(Don't we all? Well, I once did.)

I didn't.

 

[4consideration]

4consideration just proposed frottage to me!

Ahhhhh, Hahhhh Ha!

I totally missed that interpretation! You got me!

Revoltingest got me! I'm melting, melting! (Old Scratch is going to come after you for this.)

[youtube]uQJ8WrKnLUs[/youtube]
I'm Melting! - YouTube

 

[Revoltingest]

If Wirey doesn't behave himself, I just might post some of our love poetry from days of yore.

 

[4consideration]

If Wirey doesn't behave himself, I just might post some of our love poetry from days of yore.

Revoltingest is too chicken to post their love poetry! And, he's Scottish, too!

(BTW, I had to look up the word "frottage.")

 

[Wirey]

If Wirey doesn't behave himself, I just might post some of our love poetry from days of yore.

I dare you!

 

[Revoltingest]

I dare you!

Perhaps this evening.....the back story must be constructed so that genteel posters will be properly offended.
Were you fortunate enuf to have your amnesia delete the horror that was our tasteless tryst?

 

[Renji]

I thought this thread was "Say something scandalous to the person above you" and not "chat with the person above you" or "chat chat chat: fun times!"

 

[Revoltingest]

Renji is a stick in the mud about thread rules!
(And he wants me to write him love sonnets.)

 

[idav]

Revoltingest is practicing his Shakespeare and writing love sonnets in French.

 

[Renji]

Idav wrote an updated version of the Summa Theologica in Spanish

 

[Revoltingest]

Renji wrote an updated version of Green Eggs & Ham in Klingon....in crayon!

 

[Draka]

Renji wrote an updated version of Green Eggs & Ham in Klingon....in crayon!

Which Revoltingest could not only read and understand perfectly, but could then translate into Orcish and publish for Blizzard Entertainment.

 

[Revoltingest]

Draka posed for the illustrations....which turned out pretty well!

 

[Draka]

Draka posed for the illustrations....which turned out pretty well!

Revoltingest has the hots for orcs.

And can you blame him?