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Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Old Scratch
Active Member
Draka wants My pitchfork through her dishwasher to run!
Draka doesn't pay Old Scratch for his work with money. She pays with "special favors."
Old Scratch
Active Member
4consideration to outbid Draka wants!
Old Scratch showed up at my door at 4 o'clock in the morning, with this whole, "Please baby, please..." sort of thing. He was all, like, "I'll quit capturing souls...I'll do it...cold turkey...you'll see."
Yeah, right.
So, I said, "What have you got in the bag?"
He says, "What bag? Oh, this bag. Nothing!"
Then, he starts growling and hissing and smoking and stuff. He gets real mean-like and bellows, "This my bag of mortal souls be. Never may be touched, nor by human eyes see."
I grab the bag and look in it.
Twinkies!
4consideration for imposters falls!
(Hint: The smell of sulfur overwhelming should be. "Brimming with brimstone" they say.)
(How's my Old Scratch impersonation? It's hard to speak Yodish! I hope He's OK with it.)
(Hint: The smell of sulfur overwhelming should be. "Brimming with brimstone" they say.)
(How's my Old Scratch impersonation? It's hard to speak Yodish! I hope He's OK with it.)
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Crossfire plies me with Twinkies.
(I don't object.)
(I don't object.)
Revoltingest can't impersonate Old Scratch to save his...bacon. Sorry!
4consideration's dishwasher left water spots on Lucifer's pitchfork!
I'm spying on Idav.....& I'm disgusted by what I see.
Really? A pink tube top with a bare midriff....at your age?
Really? A pink tube top with a bare midriff....at your age?
Draka knows...& poses for them.
(Love the pink boots!)
(Love the pink boots!)
When Draka "pays" Revoltingest to "wash" her dishes, he doesn't use soap and water. He just licks them "clean" and puts them away.
(He doesn't even dry them.)
(He doesn't even dry them.)
4consideraton uses paper plates & plastic tableware when she entertains the Queen of England.
(And she serves wine in paper cups too!)
(And she serves wine in paper cups too!)
Revoltingest introduced himself to the Queen, then offered to show her what Scot's don't wear underneath their kilt.
Meanwhile...4consideration was similarly making time with the Prince of Wales.
(She was a bit put off by his teeth though......darn British dentistry.)
Then, Revoltingest offered to show the Queen the lovely bright-white moon out that night. So, he mooned her. But, when she leaned over to pinch his exposed cheek, it surprised him...and he let out a squeaker.
It embarassed us all.
But 4consideration "owned it", sacrificing her own dignity for mine.
Thank you!
Thank you!