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[Wirey]

Old Scratch got his nickname from a Pthirus pubis bite!

 

[Kerr]

Wirey has more then once sneaked into the White House to paint it purple!

 

[Sunstone]

In job interviews, Kerr pretends to have leprosy in order to gain sympathy. So far, it has been a losing strategy.

 

[Kerr]

Sunstone always to and flirt his way through job interviews. Unfortunately, he has mistaken the word "flirt" with "throw them out a window". Doesnt work very well.

 

[Draka]

Kerr tries invoking Betelgeuse every night, much to his dismay, Michael Keaton has yet to appear before him.

 

[Kerr]

Draka lives in a sewer and likes to crawl up through peoples toilets at night and steal their food.

 

[Draka]

Kerr never puts his toilet lid or seat back down.

 

[Kerr]

Draka eats babies! Dolls of babies that is. With ketchup.

 

[idav]

Kerr eats babies dry and with no seasoning!

 

[Draka]

idav serves up babies quite nicely actually. Marinates them overnight and grills them up to perfection. He serves them at PTA meetings.

 

[idav]

He serves them at PTA meetings.

Actually it was a PETA meeting.

 

[Revoltingest]

Idave is really a panfriedtheist!

 

[Awoon]

cant do it

 

[Revoltingest]

Awoon can't do it

 

[savagewind]

Revoltingest bought all his frubals. OK he's rich, but not popular.

 

[Draka]

savagewind just suffers from frubal-envy. She unabashedlly follows Revoltingest around begging to see his, hold his, touch his and do other naughty things with them. Oh yes, she wants them as her own.

 

[savagewind]

Draka locks her frubals up. She won't share them with anyone. Ever.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

savagewind eats raw meat.

 

[Draka]

BeckyRose likes to rub raw meat under her arms in place of deodorant. She prefers pork products, but beef will do in a pinch.

 

[Revoltingest]

Draka ties live gerbils under her arms!