Revoltingest uses ammo as decorations for Festivus!
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Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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4consideration didn't air grievances around her aluminum Festivus pole.
She pole danced on it!
I have pix....send $4.95 + shipping & handling.
She pole danced on it!
I have pix....send $4.95 + shipping & handling.
Revoltingest doesn't know the value of such a thing if it actually existed! Don't take his investment advice. He is planning a new website called The Erotic Side of Vintage Tools -- A Peak at What You Always Wanted to Know, but Were Afraid to Ask.
4consideration already secretly ordered my book, "Monkey Wrenches Of The Rich & Famous"!
Revoltingest was recently found to have a lug wrench in his vehicle upon return from a road trip. He claimed it was his wrench, and was intended solely for his personal use. What does he need a lug wrench for -- his tires weren't flat?
Everybody that knows what kind of guy he is, knows that it can only be that he intends to remove all the lug nuts from all the vehicles in his town -- so that he can claim to be the nuttiest guy around!
(I know that's pathetic. So what?
)
Everybody that knows what kind of guy he is, knows that it can only be that he intends to remove all the lug nuts from all the vehicles in his town -- so that he can claim to be the nuttiest guy around!
(I know that's pathetic. So what?
)
4consideration feigns being pathetic in order to out my fiendish plan!
Revoltingest used a veiled compliment in a thread that requires Scandalous accusations!
You, sir, are attempting to derail this thread -- and I won't stand for it!
4consideration hasn't written one limerick this entire year!
Lies! Lies, I tell you. A simple reading of only about 3,700 posts would have revealed the truth -- if only Rev. had been willing to put in a little research effort.
Why who could forget that gem in post #13 of Wirey's thread?
http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/member-announcements/139360-oh-joyous-disgusting-day-2.html
Revoltingest is jealous of my limerick writing skills and is attempting to discredit me due to that jealousy!
4consideration just outbid me for a rare blacksmith's vise on ebay!
And your limerick was from last year!
And your limerick was from last year!
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Revoltingest loves to talk about feelings!
Me Myself
Back to my username
(That's a new low!)
4consideration's actual name is 2consideration. She just wanted to feel grander.
4consideration resorts to low blows!
I caught Me Myself and Revoltingest having a tender moment of sharing their feelings together -- and now they are both out to get me!
4consideration is playing easy to get
I'd forgotten those limericks about Wirey's infirmity.
I re-read them. Oh, glorious day!
I'd forgotten those limericks about Wirey's infirmity.
I re-read them. Oh, glorious day!
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Revoltingest is starting a church and has changed his name to Reverend Oltingest.
Brickjectivity once tried to check the age of a date (thinking she might be underage) by amputating her pinky toe & counting the rings!
She turned out to be 18 & legal, but after cutting off her toe, she took offense & he didn't get any.
If dendrochronologists study tree rings, then Brick is a "bimbochronologist".
She turned out to be 18 & legal, but after cutting off her toe, she took offense & he didn't get any.
If dendrochronologists study tree rings, then Brick is a "bimbochronologist".
Revoltingest did get into the habit of makin' bacon -- and I bet he'd make money off it, too, if he could.