Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[4consideration]

Brickjectivity is just as bad a Revoltingest.

Revoltingest throws out words like "garfoon" and "garfoonkle" and will not tell anyone what they mean...and further suggests that one ought to be able to obtain the meaning from a simple Google search, which does not seem to be the case!

 

[Revoltingest]

4con flaunts her garfoon by hoisting her garfoonkle up over her head!

 

[4consideration]

I am applying for the position of Vice-Wife, In Charge of Nagging that Revoltingest posted on Craigslist. I intend to fulfill my duties and nag him about this until he comes out with the definitions!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's scandalous that I would post such an ad on Craigslist!
It's even more scandalous that 4con wants to nag me, but without offering me a sammich!

 

[4consideration]

Tell me what they mean and I'll think about it, Snookums!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Just ignore Revoltingest, dear. You know he always riles you up gets you excited, and then you have to take it out on me and I'm very tired tonight.

 

[Revoltingest]

Brickjectivity takes 4con's side because she pays him with 'favors'!

 

[Brickjectivity]

No, no I care about you both. Can't we just let come-ons be come-ons?

 

[Revoltingest]

It's absolutely scandalous that you come on to everyone in this thread.
(And you bring us no candy.)

 

[4consideration]

Revoltingest offers people candy, along with a come-on. Ewwww!

 

[Revoltingest]

4con offered me haggis as a come on!
(It was the vegan variety.)

 

[4consideration]

Revoltingest wants to be trendy, so he had his kilt shortened -- like a mini skirt. He's cheeky that way.

 

[Revoltingest]

4con started the Whzzinator company!

 

[4consideration]

Revoltingest has been begging me to let him be the spokesman for my company. He keeps telling me, "I'm a real Wiz. I have proof. Please, let me show you."

No thanks!

 

[Brickjectivity]

4consideration still scribbles under her couch cushions with crayons. She thinks no one will notice.

 

[Wirey]

Brickjectivity wipes his butt with copies of the Constitution! I have proof!

 

[Revoltingest]

Wirey's side job is to write the lines for Lisa Simpson's Malibu Stacy doll.
It's true!
Who else would have girls be told, "Math class is hard" & "Don't ask me...I'm just a girl", eh?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Rev. is actually the leader of a cult group that practices spiritual transference by means of fluid exchange.

 

[Revoltingest]

Brick is an avid collector of vintage tampon wrappers.
(The Smithsonian is pursuing his collection.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

The Smithsonian has issued a reward for the return of an Egyptian mummy currently at large going by the name of Revoltingest. To quote Prof. 'Indiana' Jones: "It belongs in a museum!"