Seize the gay!

[Draka]

If a cute girl gives me her panties and tells me she wants me to wear them, what does that make me if I put them on and enjoy it?

That depends. Are they bikinis, hipsters, thongs, or are we talking granny panties here?

 

[vaguelyhumanoid]

If a cute girl gives me her panties and tells me she wants me to wear them, what does that make me if I put them on and enjoy it?

Straight, bi, or pan, also eager to please your partner (which is good).

 

[BSM1]

Ok, I see what you did with the title: "Seize the gay". Would that be gay if I did?

 

[Wirey]

I have sex with males. That's not gay, that's fun.

How you doin'? I liked the plural.

 

[Draka]

How you doin'? I liked the plural.

Males of the same species as me oh pervie snowman.

 

[MARCELLO]

Nobody can ever be gayer than me. Not even one female passed in my bed !

 

[Demonslayer]

I manscape. That has to be gay right?

 

[Revoltingest]

I manscape. That has to be gay right?

What does manscaping involve?

 

[columbus]

What does manscaping involve?

It's a male grooming thing, mostly "hair management".
Tom

 

[Demonslayer]

What does manscaping involve?

As Tom said, it's hair management. I'm part Italian and one of the things my dad passed down is a thicket of chest hair that could hide a family of chickadees. My wife hates it, so once a week I take the clippers and trim the man-sweater down to a bare minimum. Never fully shaved, but thinned to the point of near invisibility/

It allows my glorious pectoral muscles to be on display at the beach. This must count as at least somewhat gay?

 

[Revoltingest]

As Tom said, it's hair management. I'm part Italian and one of the things my dad passed down is a thicket of chest hair that could hide a family of chickadees. My wife hates it, so once a week I take the clippers and trim the man-sweater down to a bare minimum. Never fully shaved, but thinned to the point of near invisibility/

It allows my glorious pectoral muscles to be on display at the beach. This must count as at least somewhat gay?

No, not that gay.
Unless the chickadees are still nesting there.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Okay, admit it. There are things that are 'gay' that you do and lie about. This here's the place to confess them.

Every time I'm alone in the car and 'Mamma Mia' by ABBA comes on, I turn it up and sing along.

I don't sing along to Mamma Mia, but every now and then I do have lesbian sex with a woman... So that's kinda gay.

 

[Wirey]

I don't sing along to Mamma Mia, but every now and then I do have lesbian sex with a woman... So that's kinda gay.

Actually, that's just fun. I do it myself.

 

[Demonslayer]

I am a male. I watch Dancing with the Stars on a regular basis.

Gay?

 

[Draka]

I am a male. I watch Dancing with the Stars on a regular basis.

Gay?

Do you attempt some of the moves in your living room while you watch?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am a male. I watch Dancing with the Stars on a regular basis.

Gay?

Stop asking me if I'm gay. I wish people would stop asking me that.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Actually, that's just fun. I do it myself.

I see. I'm not sure I know how to be gay then. Nothing I try works.

 

[Revoltingest]

How about watching Power Puff Girl cartoons.....gay?

 

[MARCELLO]

If you buy clothes that are smaller than your size ( dreaming that you will soon lose weight and be a Brad Pitt) then you are a gay.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you buy clothes that are smaller than your size ( dreaming that you will soon lose weight and be a Brad Pitt) then you are a gay.

This is true.
But what if I wear unfashionably baggy clothing while watching The Power Puff Girls on TV?
Semi-gay?