oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
With all the famous serial killers in Britain,
that's all you gots? Slink away in shame.
Ummm.......... I knew an awful lot of serial shoplifters, used to catch 'em all the time. One dear old lady (probably about your age) used to nick all her favourites like asparagus shoots, tinned mussels and jams, and if she got caught the police would come and take her home, and she got a cup of tea while she waited for 'em.
Well, she might have been a terror with her gardening billhook, how would I have known?