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Sex Toys Are Portals To hell

The Neo Nerd

The Neo Nerd

Well-Known Member
Yes that's right women. According to a man named Mack Major:

https://edendecoded.com/blog-2/item/sex-demons

“Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate,” Mack wrote on the Eden Decoded Facebook page. “Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now,” he noted. “And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.”

“As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”
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Yep that's right folks, you rabbit friend is sending you straight to hell.

Since this guy specifically mentions womens sex toys, I wonder if flesh lights or prostate massagers are ok.
 
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Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Aquitaine said:
Female sexuality must be repressed and controlled at all costs!!!!!
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If you dig, I suspect you'll find references to male masturbation as well. Being that conservative tends to view sexuality in general as not a good thing, unless it's within marriage. Anything and everything else is wrong.
At times I envy those who didn't have to grow up in an environment where such a thing is actually surprising enough to make a thread out of.
 
Baladas

Baladas

An Págánach
Shadow Wolf said:
If you dig, I suspect you'll find references to male masturbation as well. Being that conservative tends to view sexuality in general as not a good thing, unless it's within marriage. Anything and everything else is wrong.
At times I envy those who didn't have to grow up in an environment where such a thing is actually surprising enough to make a thread out of.
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I'm sorry that you had to deal with this kind of crap growing up.
I grew up with some fundamentalist views, but not things like this.
 
Grumpuss

Grumpuss

Active Member
Aquitaine said:
Female sexuality must be repressed and controlled at all costs!!!!!
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To a point, yes. Free will must be moderated with self-control. It almost makes me weep to hear the savage practices IMO of clitoral mutilation, which sounds more like it should be the name of a death-metal band, rather than a cultural "tradition" that is for some reason tolerated. A faux vibrating penis seems a minor sin, at best.

With the revelations that companies and governments are eavesdropping on our phone conversations or watching our XBox sex misadventures, we can only be more careful about retaining our privacy. In the end, there is only one judge, and He sees through all the nonsense.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Baladas said:
I grew up with some fundamentalist views, but not things like this.
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I even got to see female sexuality compared to chewing gum and a piece of tap in high school. Women are definitely controlled much than men, because a woman is only good for so long before she's used up, while men can just keep going and going, but even for men anything than a few basic vanilla positions with anything other than vaginal-penile intercourse is a sin. We don't even have an active fet life, and a spanking club was highly controversial and run out town. It wasn't actually that long ago when the porn stores were run out of town. The strip clubs are there, but barely tolerated.
What surprised me was awhile ago when a member here posted a story about someone somewhere far more liberal than here complaining that a roadside cross was placed to honor someone killed in a car wreck. It surprised me the first time I heard about complaints being filled over courthouses displaying a Nativity during Christmas. It surprises me that shows like House and Bones can survive with two very strong ant-theist characters. What didn't surprise me was the RFRA bill and a second-grade atheist boy getting in trouble for upsetting a classmate for being atheist. But, then again, "In God We Trust" vanity plates were offered for free and public and private meetings often begin with prayer to the Christian god.
On a somewhat related note, people in Indiana smoke so much that it surprised me the one time I went to DC and hardly anyone was smoking.
 
wizanda

wizanda

One Accepts All Religious Texts
Premium Member
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Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Obviously, Mack Major has been poorly informed. It is widely known in scientific circles that a vibrator must attain speeds in excess of 30,000 vibrations per second in order to unlock the gates of hell. These speeds are simply not attained by ordinary, commonplace vibrators. In fact, only the "Industrial Grade" Chinese-made "Lucky Dragon's Tongue" vibrator routinely attains such speeds. So, relax: Unless you are one of the few hapless people who use a Lucky Dragon's Tongue vibrator, you should be reasonably safe from demonic possession.

You're welcome! Glad to be of help.
 
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