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Shag, marry, Shove off a cliff
- Thread starter monta
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Shag---Sarah Palin
Because according to my understanding of fairytale curses it's the only way to turn her back into a human being.
Marry---Madonna
because she's rich and has connections in the music industry.
Shove off a cliff----Lady Gaga
Because she's the only one left.
Next;
Storm
Jean Grey
Mystique
Because according to my understanding of fairytale curses it's the only way to turn her back into a human being.
Marry---Madonna
because she's rich and has connections in the music industry.
Shove off a cliff----Lady Gaga
Because she's the only one left.
Next;
Storm
Jean Grey
Mystique
I'd feed Palin to the offspring of the wolves she'd killed.Pick which of these 3 lovely ladies you would shag, which you would marry and which you would shove off a cliff then pick 3 new choices for the next person. Reasons are requisite , naturally
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Sarah Palin
I wouldn't touch Madonna's geriatric emaciated body because I'm happily married, but even if I were a bachelor her corpse-like appearance would prevent shagging.
Would Lady GaGa fall to her death quietly? 'Cause if she actually sang all the way down I don't know if I could answer any of the above.
Sorry, beaten by Quag' by mere minutes.
Or... Shove Jeam Grey off a cliff 'cause she'd end up destroying the universe otherwise.
Shag Mystique 'cause she can look like anyone including Christina Hendricks.
Marry Storm 'cause she's a wealthy queen now.
Next:
Smurfette
Scarlett (G.I. Joe)
Jem
Shag all of the above.
Or... Shove Jeam Grey off a cliff 'cause she'd end up destroying the universe otherwise.
Shag Mystique 'cause she can look like anyone including Christina Hendricks.
Marry Storm 'cause she's a wealthy queen now.
Next:
Smurfette
Scarlett (G.I. Joe)
Jem
monta
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I know the right answer is probably marry mystique coz of the shape shiftiness but I am going to go with Storm, she is lovely.
Shag Mystique because the Jean Grey thing , just not an option , and shove Jean grey off a cliff avec plaisir.
An all Irish cast
Colin Farrell
Bono
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Shag---Smurfette
Just to be able to say I did.
Marry---Scarlett (G.I. Joe)
So that when we get divorced I can say, "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn"
Shove off a cliff----Jem
Cuz I don't know who she is and that's how we treat strangers 'round heyre!
Next;
Moe
Larry
Henry Kissenger
Just to be able to say I did.
Marry---Scarlett (G.I. Joe)
So that when we get divorced I can say, "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn"
Shove off a cliff----Jem
Cuz I don't know who she is and that's how we treat strangers 'round heyre!
Next;
Moe
Larry
Henry Kissenger
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
Well, since Quag didn't give a new list, I'll step up to the most recent one:
Shag - Colin Farrell
That seems to be his best use
Marry - Bono
That way I wouldn't have to have sex with him, but I'd get to talk to him a lot, which would be great.
Shove off cliff - Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Don't know much about him, but I'll refer to Quag's previous logic, he's the only one left.
EDIT:
Taylor Swift
Anna Paquin
Jenna Jameson
Shag - Colin Farrell
That seems to be his best use
Marry - Bono
That way I wouldn't have to have sex with him, but I'd get to talk to him a lot, which would be great.
Shove off cliff - Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Don't know much about him, but I'll refer to Quag's previous logic, he's the only one left.
EDIT:
Taylor Swift
Anna Paquin
Jenna Jameson
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
Two can play at that game.
Shove off a cliff - Frodo, Sam, Gimley
Next:
Bea Arthur
Dakota Fanning
Liv Tyler
monta
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Shove Bea Arthur off a cliff ,(already dead won't mind) Marry Liv tyler , is Dakota Fanning even legal, that feels dodgy
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
Shove off a cliff---Bea Arthur
Because I think she would make a really cool sound when she hit bottom.
Marry---Dakota Fanning
Because there are only two choices left and the other one would get me arrested (and rightly so).
Shag---Liv Tyler
Because she's Liv Taylor
Alien
Predator
Terminator
Because I think she would make a really cool sound when she hit bottom.
Marry---Dakota Fanning
Because there are only two choices left and the other one would get me arrested (and rightly so).
Shag---Liv Tyler
Because she's Liv Taylor
Alien
Predator
Terminator
monta
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That was the idea.
This is entrapment, it will never hold up in court, look at the way she was dressed, I never touched her, that's not me that is my identical twin and I defy you to prove otherwise, I am happily married with 3 kids.
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re look how she was dressed, is Meg Ryan posessing the child or is it the crank?
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Marry Satan and he'd take care of everything else. No need to shag, marry or murder anyone else.
Michelle Malkin
Ann Coulter
Meghan McCain
monta
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Marry satan (atheist it's a faites acomplait
)Shove princess Diana off a cliff - already dead
Shag Billy crystal (would be thinking of satan)
Monica Lewinski
Marylyn Monroe
Wallis Simpson
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
Can I just go with Satan on this instead?
So Ann Coulter for all of the above?